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Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Mark_Wallace wrote: stole
lent!
Holy Angels and Demons, another catholic conspiracy!
lent ends on April 13, why does it take almost 6 more months before they give the hour back?
are the illuminati in on this one too??
Why didn't Dan Brown tell us about this?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Lopatir wrote: lent ends on April 13, why does it take almost 6 more months before they give the hour back?
I give up.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Lopatir wrote: lent ends on April 13, why does it take almost 6 more months before they give the hour back?
Have you any idea how long processing 8 billion refunds takes? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I have designed a Desktop application (Winforms) for Windows.
I have a web site for sale it, manage the licenses key, etc.
What can the windows store give me more?
Maybe somebody using it can give me the good and bad points?
Regards
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pasber wrote: What can the windows store give me more?
Nothing, but it can take a few things away.
Mickeysoft only wants your best, wich is (by their definition) your money.
They want to review your program before admitting it to the store. I would not let Mickeysoft censor what I may publish and what not.
Last, your program would end up with countless others in that store. Potential customers would have problems discovering it at all and you probably can't pay Mickeysoft enough to help a little. On the contrary, this help will go to someone else, giving your program even less visibility.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Thanks for that.
If I listen to you it doesn't seem really useful to go by all the hassle for a marketing which doesn't really exist.
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That's the way I see it. The idea of paying them and then hopping through their loops alone already is enough to let me stay away from those stores.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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pasber wrote: If I listen to you
I wouldn't. He's known to be a Microsoft hater. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Ahhh, fanboi time again. I resent being called a hater, just because I have not yet abandoned all critical thinking and let some company herd me around with the other sheep. For a small fee, of course.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: I resent being called a hater
OK.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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The thing is you could be right in your points but you are unable to keep your emotions and hatred out of your posts so you cannot be taken serious on this topic.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Please tell me what weed you smoke, so that I can appear just as happy, tranquilized and 'credible' as you do.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It's the thought of the wu mao he gets for every pro-ms message he posts on CP.
On his well-deserved salary, wushi mao a week makes a big difference.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Probably right. It's at least a reason, but not a very ethical one. The terrible thing is that there are real fanbois out there that are really so fanatic.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: so that I can appear just as happy,
Now you're just proving my point. All I did was point out that you hate Microsoft and somehow you're trying to turn it into me being happy. Very telling. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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And I don't need to prove anything. You are right. Anyone with half a brain can think for himself and will not need my advice. Nor would he want yours for the same reason.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Nor would he want yours for the same reason.
My advice was to simply not listen to your advice. Sorry, but that is good advice.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Yes, because you say so. As I said, anyone with half a brain...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: anyone with half a brain...
Should be able to finish their sentence.  
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I am, but anyone with half a brain would not need it.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: anyone with half a brain would not need it.
Need what? The other half of the sentence? I'm so confused. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I think the "it" needs to be capitalised. IT. Microsoft provide IT.
Seriously though - I think some of these comments are a little off topic. You are both entitled to your opinions - which will be valued in inverse square of the number of posted messages.
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