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No, but they might as well!
Hogan
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Sounds about as useful as a customer taking a picture of their laptop screen with their mobile phone. From a dodgy angle. In poor lighting conditions. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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have them take a selfie with the screen to verify their identity...
Sin tack
the any key okay
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It could be worse. I get screen 'captures' that are taken with their phone from three feet away. Did I mention they're out of focus and blurred as well? And they're complaining about the position of a button on the screen?
Software Zen: delete this;
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Almost as bad as someone taking a screenshot of part of a log file.
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I get that too. We have a diagnostic report (an HTML document) that can be generated via three clicks from anywhere in the application. The document is around 8-10MB of useful information, which translates to about 1,000 printed pages.
I have received a screen capture of the first page.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Is this Easy Capture manager part of your product> When I press Ctrl+PrtScn I get a brief flash and an image of both my screens on the clipboard.
Immanentize the Eschaton!
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The Snipping Tool has nothing to do with how PrtScn works.
Immanentize the Eschaton!
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For the umpteenth time a recruiter contacted me for a AEM job opening.
For the impteenth time I had to make the folk noting that, for mere coincidence, AEM is just the name of my current company, and I happily live without knowing a bit of the wonderful ADOBE thingy.
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Maybe you should learn it. Apparently there is a demand. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It is definitely in my list, you know, together with Visual Basic, COBOL, Java and the like.
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Phase 2. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I had the exact same problem with another TLA (which will remain undefined as it was the name of my company). 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Ever since I worked for the BBC I've been getting offers for porn.
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Well, porn usually pays well, so maybe...
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But it could prove to be a PITA for him - Depending how much he/her/it is used to it, and his .. uhm.. gender favours.
If he's male maybe a spray can black color will do it 
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Marco Bertschi (SFC) wrote: But it could prove to be a PITA for him
Not with enough K-Y jelly.
Immanentize the Eschaton!
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Think yourself lucky. I once got contacted by a recruiter for a job as a car mechanic. I told her I had no experience in that field, she laughed and said "you have a degree in engineering yet know nothing about engines?"
The conversation ended with her thinking I was the dumbass.
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The way I feel about recruiters these days that conversation would have gone on a lot longer and ended with me never, ever having any chance of her trying to place me in any job.
Immanentize the Eschaton!
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"Sounds like severe fog might cause problems for law enforcement agencies." (9)
Nice easy one to end the week on.
Andy B
modified 17-Mar-17 4:23am.
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When someone says that's it would be easy my brain just shuts down 
cheers,
Super
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I think our single upvoter may have it but probably doesn't want to be lumbered with coming up with a clue for Monday .
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Announces ????
cheers,
Super
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