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But software! What code through yonder Windows breaks?
It is the Linq, and C# is the sun!
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious Javascript,
Who is already sick and pale with grief
That thou - her code - art far more fair than she.
Be not her code, since she is bloody useless.
Her vestal livery is but sick and badly typed,
And none but fools do code it. Cast it off.
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Curses! Outdone again!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Just be grateful that he didn't recite any Vorgon poetry.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Oh frettled gruntbuggly,
thy micturations are to me
as plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop - I implore thee,
my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
or I will rend thee
in the gobberwarts
with my blurglecruncheon,
see if I don´t!
The late, great DNA
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Software Zen: delete this;
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Nope, it's a program written in Shakespeare...
Problem is that all objects die in the end of the program. It's a tragedy really! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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This is what I did :
- uninstalled the Dell drivers for the GT 550M
- installed the latest drivers from NVidia's site
- installed 2015 - made sure it works
- reinstalled 2017 (had to wait it out due to the web installer, and lack of iso, and inability to get the offline download working)
2017 runs now (so far).
I'd guess this was a WPF issue with the video driver from dell's site, as the VS shell is written in WPF.
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Well, I have had very few issues with 2017. It may have something to do with the fact that I avoided 2015. Who knows?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Nish Nishant wrote: I'd guess this was a WPF issue with the video driver from dell's site, as the VS shell is written in WPF.
You're telling me that VS has the issues that are usually associated to videogames?
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Why not. It uses WPF, that utilizes DirectX...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Unfortunately, yes - a side effect of WPF being written on top of Direct3D.
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Hi All,
I am software developer working in a good MNC. I am very eager to develop something that can boost confidence in my career and in my learning. I am very excited to create something new or rebuild something existing with more features. I am not getting good ideas. I know this is very foolish question to be asked in this community. But may be there are others like me. I would really appreciate if people reading this post especially experienced one's can help me out.
Thanks and Regards
Maverick
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I hear good things about coding katas. Why don't you look into those?
This space for rent
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I need a new control interface for my jet-pack -- my @rse still hurts!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: my @rse still hurts!
Iceland?
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Hmm. Somewhere to sit.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm guessing that he regrets that username...
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It's probably the number of callbacks (or whatever they're called) he gets from me that makes him unwilling to post anything.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If you don't know what to program then write a game.
Honestly. Games have graphics, sound, network or internet connections, artificial intelligence and even the smallest performance issues are frowned upon.
My favorite game is writing a game. It has difficulty levels ranging from beginner to impossible.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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And the boss at the end is impact detection.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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From my test program to try out effects I have added to the 3D engine: Boom![^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Did you breed a chicken / piano mutant and blow it up? 
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Nope. Anything that uses Samsung lithium Ion batteries blows up sooner or later.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Being creative and "create something new" is not the province of everyone (I am not a really creating person).
I suggest looking at an open source software in a domain you like (music, graphic, personal finance.... whatever ) and look at the different bugs and feature requests that you could work on.
Start small, gain confidence, and work your way to more complex issues and features.
I'd rather be phishing!
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