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Admit it. You enjoy running around in girlie shorts. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Depends whose they are.
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It's nice
Not certain if I would wear a men's version of it, but I can see women at my gym wearing that.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Maximilien wrote: I can want to see women at my gym wearing that
Honesty is the best policy*
* Ask my grannie; she knows.
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I'd rather not.
Have you ever heard of 'thong[^]' ?
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That's like a can of ham -- you don't want the container; just what's inside it.
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We wear short shorts, Nair for short shorts
Bryian Tan
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Bryian Tan wrote: Nair
This would require a huge difference to my lifestyle.
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Bryian Tan
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Er, what were you doing on the VS site???
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I'm a blue-blooded Englishman with red blood.
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Don't you mean pink-blooded? 
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<Kenneth Williams mode>
Ooh, Matron!</Kenneth Williams mode>
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I do love those old carry on films, especially the early ones. Wonderfully silly stuff.
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Especially the ones where they got to dress up in silly costumes (Cleo, Screaming, etc).
Irresistible humour.
Hollywood couldn't make movies like that in a million years.
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So a plasma TV I inherited burned out this weekend. It was our primary viewing station (i.e., idiot box) so I replaced it with an 49" LG 4k Smart TV.
You turn it on and it goes through a setup. Aside from local date and time, I aborted the rest. In addition, I didn't give it any sort of connection to the internet.
So - when those attempting to reach out to watch what I do in front of the TV - they'll have no connection. Should keep the listening-in down to more traditional levels.
Kind of an easy solution. Just because you buy a 'smart' device is no need for you restore symmetry to the universe and allow yourself to become stupid.
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Makes sense - but it also cuts you off from internet video sources (Netfix, Amazon Prime) as well as from local NAS based video content.
It would probably be simpler just to unplug the router - then nobody can watch what you do online!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Actually not - I have Roku on my sets.
Both TV's are plugged into enegy saving power strips. The TV is main - when I shut it off a bunch of other things are shut off (including the Roku). Power it up and they get their power back. Roku's more channels than the TV, anyway - not just those who paid to have their sight put on my screen.
Of course - if the roku can be persuaded to send a signal to my TV to enable the spy-stuff I'm doomed.
NAS based: I have a media box on one set (Patriot thingee) and a USB port in the LG that plays my movies if I wish. Not via broadcast - but quite good enough.
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FYI: HDMI 1.2+ cables have a data channel in addition to A/V for Consumer Electronic Control features.
If you're not using a 4k set you might be able to find an old HDMI 1.1 somewhere (which has audio support, but not data). Just saying, that'd protect you from a CIA Roku hijack, and hopefully will help feed the paranoia.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Actually, the CIA is never my worry. NSA has been aware of my existence for decades (I even visited their non-existent DC Headquarters).
It's ROKU I'd be most worried about.
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Actually - now I'm afraid. What if the CIA hacked the ROKU and made me only able to watch "Happy Days" !
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No no, all wrong. The CIA needs things like SmartTVs. The NSA just knows. They just use quantum matrix resolvers that contain a record of all things that you have, are, and will say and do. They just need to open a record for it to coalesce into reality!
The only way to prevent that sort of surveillance is to only do things that you won't do, which then become things you will do and therefore are included in the predictive matrix, which means that you can't prevent it.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Even without connection, we already know what you watch on your big graphic display.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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The camera in my bedroom? I know it's there. I make quite a tidy sum for allowing them to look in and gawk in admiration
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