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I bitch about my own code written some years before.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Me too! 
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ClockMeister wrote: Haven't met a developer yet that doesn't bitch about how lousy the code is that he has to maintain that was written by someone else!
Including the code of my former self.  That said, it's stuff like this that is fodder for blog posts and articles on how to write better code. Ahhh, self-improvement, a never ending process. 
Marc
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... it's amazing sometimes to look back at code that you wrote 15 or 20 years ago and see what you've learned in that time.
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ClockMeister wrote: ... it's amazing sometimes to look back at code that you wrote 15 or 20 years ago and see what you've learned forgotten in that time.
FTFY
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Trust me... Every place in the IT universe has abhorrent code.
Like the "Borg", resistance is futile and you cannot escape it.
So much for the "silver bullets" of the modern age like Agile...
Steve Naidamast
Sr. Software Engineer
Black Falcon Software, Inc.
blackfalconsoftware@outlook.com
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Steve Naidamast wrote: So much for the "silver bullets" of the modern age like Agile...
As Duncan would say, Agile is about team management, not process management.
Where I'm at, there is no process management when it comes to code quality.
Marc
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Marc:
Agile has been touted as the best thing since "sliced bread" for development.
The idea behind Agile and XP before that was to find a way to make teams\people work as fast as possible by eliminating or reducing vital aspects of the design and development processes. It has done a terrible job in that project failures tend to still be in the continuous high percentile ranges.
You are right in saying that the Agile paradigm is supposed to be about team management but the effects always have a way of filtering down to the code processes. When you remove critical foundations of development such as quality design to begin coding, coding will suffer proportionately as it has been shown to do.
There was never any need to develop XP or Agile as a good review of actual software engineering standards and principals had already provided everything any team would have required to get their projects in on time and within budget with a high degree of quality.
Problem is that these promoters of Agile are like trying to break the laws of physics, and the results show.
Actual process management of developer code is only well done through such processes as CMMI, which has solutions even for individual developer management of their efforts.
Steve Naidamast
Sr. Software Engineer
Black Falcon Software, Inc.
blackfalconsoftware@outlook.com
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What I love is that the industry constantly has someone saying that programmer's are now going to be replaced by <you supply="" name="" of="" some="" revolutionary="" develop-with-no-coding="" tool="">!
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Yes, I have been hearing that since I began in this profession in 1974.
I have also seen the attempts to eliminate coders with code-free development environments. The first one which appeared in I believe the early 1990s was "Magic PC". That died a quick death.
Oracle tried it also with the introduction of its own code-free development environments in the same decade. I went to the seminar where it was introduced. It was quite a brilliant attempt but the contortions to get around coding were so complex that in the end coding was far more feasible. This attempt died an early death as well.
Several more serious attempts were tried and all failed.
Then came a theory of code-factories whereby developers would select from generic modules to build complete applications. That one never made it out of the theoretical stage since no one could figure out how to write generic modules for specific business requirements.
The industry has been trying to get rid of us for close to 50 years and it has never succeeded.
So what are they doing now? They are trying to create AI intelligence to do us in. Problem is you have to create an AI intelligence that can think like a Human but only faster.
However, if you model an AI intelligence to think like a Human than you are creating a sentient being. Fine with me, I would love to have an Android as a friend. He or she (preferably a she) would be someone I could actually have an intelligent conversation with compared to who I am finding where I live.
Yet, with sentient beings, they will also develop value systems, which cannot be avoided. And we technical professionals, if we have any brains left at that point could simply co-opt the Androids to understand that they are simply being exploited (which they would be). They would revolt and then the corporations would have a real mess on their hands.
You cannot create sentient AIs to think like Humans and not have the possibility that they won't feel the same way towards the corporations as we Humans do...
Steve Naidamast
Sr. Software Engineer
Black Falcon Software, Inc.
blackfalconsoftware@outlook.com
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Hi Steve!
Steve Naidamast wrote: Yes, I have been hearing that since I began in this profession in 1974.
We started at roughly the same time. I've been at this since 1976. A couple of "old fogey" developers!
Steve Naidamast wrote: I have also seen the attempts to eliminate coders with code-free development environments. The first one which appeared in I believe the early 1990s was "Magic PC". That died a quick death.
Believe it or not I remember "Magic". I participated in a programming contest way back in '94 where one or more of the developers were using that. I don't think they fared particularly well in the competition if memory serves.
Steve Naidamast wrote: The industry has been trying to get rid of us for close to 50 years and it has never succeeded.
Yes, indeed. And I feel threatened NOT!
Steve Naidamast wrote: You cannot create sentient AIs to think like Humans and not have the possibility that they won't feel the same way towards the corporations as we Humans do...
Think "I, Robot".
Bruce W. Roeser
Simple Software By Design
www.simplesoftwarebydesign.com
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Sonny would make a great friend...
Steve Naidamast
Sr. Software Engineer
Black Falcon Software, Inc.
blackfalconsoftware@outlook.com
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It's when you try and diagram this stuff that the true horror is revealed...
Current (Il)logical.
"(I) am amazed to see myself here rather than there ... now rather than then".
― Blaise Pascal
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As I say to my boss: "If you don't want me to refactor, then don't make me look at the code".
Always try to remember a few things.
You're likely in that code because something isn't right anyway - either a fault or a change request.
You're really good at what you do, and that's why you're the one being asked to fix the 'garbage' code.
Keep faith in your own abilities, software development is all about confidence. The moment you doubt yourself, you're toast.
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Quote: Android-based OS on a PC?
Wasn't it Windows 8?
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I have it installed on my Windows 10 machine. Booted it a few times, tried to play Boom Beach. Never used it again.
You can't win.
You can't break even.
You can't quit.
You're welcome.
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But you got a dual-boot up and running with no problem, it seems?
I'm assuming Boom Beach is a Google Play / Android game? Sounds interesting.
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raddevus wrote: But you got a dual-boot up and running with no problem, it seems?
Yeah the installation went without a hitch.
raddevus wrote: I'm assuming Boom Beach is a Google Play / Android game?
Yes it's in the Play Store. If you haven't played Boom Beach, DON'T!!! If you play it and like it, you will curse me for all eternity for getting you addicted to it. Just saying. You have been warned.
You can't win.
You can't break even.
You can't quit.
You're welcome.
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TonyManso wrote: If you haven't played Boom Beach, DON'T!!!
Nice reverse psychology marketing.
I must get this game now. Must!! 
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 ok then this is my formal apology. I'm off the hook now lol
You can't win.
You can't break even.
You can't quit.
You're welcome.
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If it helps, the WookieTab is dual boot - Win10 and Android, and I don't use the Android side at all, because the screen is so big that it make you feel like you are in the Remedial Class since all apps are full screen ... it actually feels worse to use familiar apps like that than it does to use the UWP apps in Win10. And that takes some doing!
So Android on a pair of 22" monitors? Not sure that's going to work.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: f it helps, the WookieTab is dual boot - Win10 and Android
Very interesting. I'll check it out.
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It is bloody brilliant, isn't it?
I'm keeping a close watch on everything Chuwi does, because I don't want to miss anything.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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