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MarkTJohnson wrote: An American ton is 2000 pounds.
FTFY!
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Nightowl
[EDIT:] I should learn to count 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
modified 28-Feb-17 4:56am.
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megaadam wrote: I should learn to count
There are three kinds of people: those who can do maths and those who can't. 
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Hey!! Are you making fun of me? That's four kinds!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Ah! You spotted the deliberate mistake - just making sure that everyone was paying attention ...
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Commit strip OTD: SHA1 Collision[^]
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear ...
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I also did that once, nobody liked it. Here is the method I used:
public string SendSecretInfo(){
return "MD5 (add salt to taste)";
}
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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I'm having breakfast just now. Shall I look for the secret decoder ring in the cereal box?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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So tell us the secret info. We'll find out if you don't tell us anyway 
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If your hash keys are longer than 32 bits you obviously don't care about performance.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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64 bit machine: 32bit hashes just waste memory accesses! 
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So, Mr. Fancy-Pants has got one of those modern PCs. I bet it is portable as well!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Nah, it don't 'ave no 'andle.
The WookieTab is though. 
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Well, mine has sixty-odd thousand ports! So there!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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ROT13 is enough for anybody
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I like GUIDs as IDs. GUIDs are 128 bits. With a 128-bit hash algorithm, I can make GUIDs from whatever arbitrary (string) values I may have (not user input or file content). And if I can do that within the database (SQL Server), then so much the better. Does SQL Server support any unbroken 128-bit hash algorithms?
CAST(HASHBYTES('MD5',@Value) AS UNIQUEIDENTIFIER)
Or, would prefer that I generate a 256-bit hash and throw out half the bits? How is that any better?
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This is going to be a pretty quick post. I may do a more detailed breakdown of this code if there is a demand for it.
This is a small bit of code I wrote. Basically it uses phone numbers that you input and checks to see if that phone number has an active order with Domino’s Pizza. If there is an active order for that phone number, the program sends you an email telling you what that person ordered and when they ordered it. It’s a pretty fun program. I’ve used it on my friends with great results.
I need to make a giant  for things like this.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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What does Domino's have to do with pizza? 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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jeron1 wrote: What does Domino's have to do with pizza?
A lot more than Papa John's?
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I've not had it, nor will I ever. From a pizza point of view, I'm happy to live in Chicago, where I have a half a dozen fine pizza joints within a half mile of the house.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Papa John's is trying to get an inroad into the UK pizza market, but I'm not sure about their "quality" offer - "if you didn't like your pizza, we'll send you another one"! If I didn't like the first one, why the hell would I want another?
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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I've noticed the ad, and wondered the same thing!
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