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...the boss comes and wants to know what I'm working on, I'm going to say 'bug spray'[^].
Any idea about the formula?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I kept a can on my desk for years.
Only clueless idiots ever asked me what it was for -- i.e. every manager, scrum master, and marketing moron who walked past.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hello guys, WhatsApp has recently launched a new service as 'Status Chat', Which allows to share you status, like others status and comment/reply on it. A new status tab is also added. I personally didn't like this change as it makes
WhatsApp more complicated just like any other applications. I wants to know how you guys feels about it? You like this [Y] or not [N] ?
Thanks & Regards
Puneet Goel
Save Paper >> Save Tree >> Save Humanity
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Er. Puneet Goel wrote: I wants to know how you guys feels about it?
So whatsapp goes farcebook.
Who cares?
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Yes exactly ... they will turn everything into facebook and sons
Thanks & Regards
Puneet Goel
Save Paper >> Save Tree >> Save Humanity
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You don't like it? Stop using them. They run on adverts, so if users go away as a result of a change, they will change it back, or go bust.
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Yes it is like this. But I think most of us likes the previous version.
Thanks & Regards
Puneet Goel
Save Paper >> Save Tree >> Save Humanity
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Yes but sometime reinventions eat up thing. This could be the case in whatsapp. 
Thanks & Regards
Puneet Goel
Save Paper >> Save Tree >> Save Humanity
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I am for or against it proportionally to how much this makes the zombies pay more attention to where they are going/driving.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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This problem is easily resolved by washing your phone and then giving it a very thorough rinse in salty water (pharmaceutical saline will work in a pinch).
Following the rinse, place the phone in an airtight plastic bag and seal it. Keep it worm for a few days and the changes to the application will have disappeared.
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They also added self-destructing image and video shares (auto deletion after 60 mins).
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This will make a huge difference to my lifestyle.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Are scrum masters the scrum of the earth?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Since when do politicians or laywers apply scrum?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Domain error. Politicians and lawyers are Hell's spawn().
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I have to organize a 1h30 horror trip for 6 - 12 year olds.
It should be a bit scary, but remember the age. I was thinking about a "story" where the children have to do stuff. (eg. oh no, zombie attack, get into the power circle where they can't reach you, ...stuff like that)
It will be twilight to dark (and we end at the camp fire)
The theme of the weekend is magicians, witches, zombies, werewolves, vampires ,... the children are at a magic school (much like Hogwarts).
Any ideas from this lot? Good websites, a good story, ... ?
Thanks.
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Take away their phones and internet. That's enough horror.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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for God's sake man!
These are children we're talking about! 
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Anything involving Javascript and VB ... 
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Combine those two and you get a weapon of mass destruction. I wonder how long it will take until ISIS will claim to have invented both to let us infidel dogs suffer.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I wish they would: then we'd have to find a replacement pretty quickly!
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Have them re-create an episode of Jim'll Fix It, special guest Rolf Harris and music by Gary Glitter.
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