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If I were you, I'd get the entire range! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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If you can't find a supplier, then perhaps that's an opportunity for you to start manufacturing them?
Either way, they should be free issued to those entering the murky world of QA... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: they should be free issued to those entering the murky world of QA
Yeah, but not made of foam or rubber...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: foam or rubber
What?! We talking about CUSTOMERS here!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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And I'm quite happy to print clue bat on it - thank you
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Not bad, but I find this one[^] scarier (esp. if you look at the "Frequently Bought Together" section).
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
modified 22-Feb-17 8:23am.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: (esp. if you look at the "Frequently Bought Together" section).
It could be worse - the list could include an old carpet, a shovel, and quicklime. 
(See the Bastard Operator from Hell series)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: (See the Bastard Operator from Hell series)
After a quick google, I realise that I indeed should!
Nice one.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Lucille! From The Walking Dead.
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Ah, so that's who/what this "Lucille" is.
Someone else referred to her/it, earlier, but I had no idea what he was talking about.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You really need to start watching the Walking Dead.
No matter where you go, there you are...~?~
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I watched most of the first three seasons.
That was more than enough to determine that it's utter cr@p.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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My grandkids managed not to wreck anything with a rigid foam toy cricket bat. I'm guessing you might find something suitable in a dollar shop.
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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For a small fee, lets say some rare footage of a colleague going postal on his cow-orkers, I would be happy to turn a clue-bat for you made of wood. I'd recommend beech, or maple. 
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Yeah, after they stopped selling tuits, we must find something else.
I was lucky and got hold of about a dozen of them, but they were of the square type, not the round ones, not suitable for everything. And I've only got a few left.
Maybe clue bats can replace them, but I sure would like someone to start manufacturing tuits again.
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Mycroft, I laughed when I read this.
I called mine a "Feature Stick" while visiting Norway. Smacked the table pretty good.
Warned people what happens when they start coming in asking for features!
But it is soft, and we had a lot of fun. They promised to use it on me if we had bugs!
Feature Stick
Hope this is it!
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Uh a "clue bat" ? You're kidding, aren't ye ? See, that stuff is totally off-standard and so has been for years now, if you need an educational helping device, you'd better pick something which is conform to RFC-2321, not only it will be useful to educate users, but it will also be of help with networking and computing issues
https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc2321
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I personally use a stuffed vinyl hammer from Chuck-E-Cheese. Also acts well as a gavel during meetings.
But is a bat is your thing there is a wide selection of inflatable ones here:
US Toy - Search Results for bat
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I am guessing you must be from the UK.
Try googling:
soft plastic baseball bat for a child
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