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Is it funny or sad when example code trying to justify goto is terrible?
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yes
#SupportHeForShe
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You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Recursion is a fundamental, if a developer doesn't know it he's either an untrained beginner or a complete moron. Multiple inheritance can be really useful in a narrow selection of cases (if x is both A and B it makes sense that it inherits from both).
Goto is quick and often much cleaner than the structured counterparts "break", "continue" and "switch", and don't usually require added control variables. It's also more error prone as it's really easy to jump over required functions.
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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In Packt’s “Skill Up: Developer Talk” report, software engineers, web developers and other industry leaders shared their thoughts on the ever-evolving tech landscape and how developers can stay relevant in 2017. Lisp. Always.
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You should always use the newest, coolest, superest stuff, as soon as it comes out.
That way, no-one will have the skills to modify anything that's more than five years old.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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TypeScript 2.2 is just around the corner, and today we’re announcing its release candidate! {Some kind of 'type' joke goes here}
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Kent Sharkey wrote: {Some kind of 'type' joke goes here}
Not for the Dvorak at heart.
Sudden Sun Death Syndrome (SSDS) is a very real concern which we should be raising awareness of. 156 billion suns die every year before they're just 1 billion years old.
While the military are doing their part, it simply isn't enough to make the amount of nukes needed to save those poor stars. - TWI2T3D (Reddit)
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Studying mice, scientists at Johns Hopkins have fortified evidence that a key purpose of sleep is to recalibrate the brain cells responsible for learning and memory so the animals can "solidify" lessons learned and use them when they awaken—in the case of nocturnal mice, the next evening. Which explains why you don't remember writing that code last night
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Another study finding out that the water is wet?
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Pretty much, but at least this one seemed to find some mechanism.
TTFN - Kent
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Lessons? I don't even remember when I slept last time. 
And it is already 2:13 AM in Pakistan here.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Sleeping in Pakistan? During my last visit I had the impression that nobody is ever sleeping in Pakistan 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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You must've been to Lahore or Karachi, other cities do sleep, Lahoris consider it a sin and trust me, I love it when I am in Lahore. The best part about it is the food and foodies.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Wait! What?
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Our home galaxy, the Milky Way, is being pushed across the universe by a large unseen force, according to new research. That Andromeda can be so pushy sometimes
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Quote: "Now we find an emptiness in exactly the opposite direction, which provides a 'push' in the sense of a lack of pull,"
Um, no.
It's a 'pull' in the other direction, because that's where the force is coming from, so it's a 'pull' in the sense of a pull.
Did this guy even finish high school?
God forbid he should ever examine how light bulbs work -- by sucking away the light when they're depowered, no doubt.
More breaking news: Gravity Exists, and it actually works!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: how light bulbs work
You mean "dark suckers", surely? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Brilliant!
Let's release a paper!
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First rate!
How did the Nobel Prize committee overlook this stupendous research?
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I suspect their dark suckers failed just as they were about to read it.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Much love for anyone who calls himself Roger M Wilcox 
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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Police called pacemaker data an 'excellent investigative tool' that provided 'key pieces of evidence' to charge a man with arson and insurance fraud. "You smile and this heart of mine betrays me"
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Jeeze, I've seen stuff google-translated from Chinese that was more readable.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Microsoft isn’t ending its general opposition to Donald Trump’s executive order on immigration from last week, but it is more formally requesting the granting of immediate exceptions that would help its own employees, as well as the employees of other tech companies who are lawful visa holders but still affected by the ban. "For peace and trust can win the day despite of all your losing"
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