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Ask the guy behind you what color your hat is
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Paint their, *ahem* "appendages" with silver paint, drop their trousers, and look at the hat in the reflection.
To every problem, there's always an easy solution.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The Prisoners, realizing that the warden will be fired if they all die, all answer RED!
He kills them all, is fired for there are no prisoners, and they get their revenge!
Oh, and the guards end up working for walmart.
Or they all sneeze at the same time and all the hats FALL OFF Magically.
Or they tell the guy in front of them, and the last guy changes places with the second from last guy when the guards are not looking.
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Aaaaaaaaah! And aaaaaaaaah again!
When you use an environment that breaks the rules to fit its workflow that means you can't do something simple to suit yours!
That.
veni bibi saltavi
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Let me guess, LABVIEW. My brief play with it has led me believe it wasn't so much designed as happened...
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Close but no feral pigeon. It is my dear friend MATLAB and it's fracking JVM fracking about with fracking class fracking loaders. 
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MATLAB? Oh the nightmare! I used it at Uni, I was doing some Nueral Net stuff and Simulink had some useful bits but the language, it has a JVM now? That has me worried, like Labview it happened more than designed... 
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: When you use an environment that breaks the rules to fit its workflow that means you can't do something simple to suit yours!
Isn't that called marriage? 
Marc
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If your chocolate bar went missing, would you need a Bounty hunter?
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Yeah, as if a single bounty hunter could search all the milky way 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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You'd have to search the Milky Way, including Mars, to find it!
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That's a pretty big Galaxy.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Not to mention you'd need a Sugar Daddy to able afford the expensive cost of space travel.
Jeremy Falcon
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OriginalGriff wrote: would you need a Bounty hunter?
No, but you better hope that you have life insurance. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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He'd need to talk to a Yorkie, who might wispa the answer. Whatever, it wont be a picnic.
veni bibi saltavi
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If someone took my Kit-Kat, I'd give them a break!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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As long as my cocktail bar is there, I am good.
🍸
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Either that or a Lion hunter.
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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just rolo on down the rocky road
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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Words spoken by a chocolate lover and I heard her.She-y said barring any problems, she'll be OK until Payday.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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You are just too sweet Balboos!
Btw is that a Toblerone? ∴
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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In it's own unique way, one might call ∴ a Masterpiece.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I thought she didn't have a Dime?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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