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...thought of QA[^] 
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Just the feeling...
They ask for a rocket, but do not know how to hold a screwdriver...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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This[^] was always known as a "Birmingham Screwdriver" - but perhaps "QA Screwdriver" fits it as well? 
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In Pompey, we called it a "dockyard screwdriver".
God only knows how the RN ever got anything to float.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: God only knows how the RN ever got anything to float.
They didn't build their ships in the UK? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That's an "ouch" point.\
God rest Maggie Thatcher, may she burn in Hell.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A-freakin-men!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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HOW THAT CAN BE?
Two fathers and two sons ordered a pizza each. The delivery guy arrived with three pizzas, but none complained...
Can you explain?
(I know it is the 31, but was unable to post yesterday night...)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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They were grandfather, father, and son.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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The problem here is that the grandfather is also a son. So 2 fathers and 3 sons would make sense.
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There are three people, the grandfather, the father and the son.
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: The delivery guy arrived with three pizzas, but none complained...
Other than the obvious answer, I think they were not too hungry or the delivery guy was a nice person and did not want to complain or may be the delivery was free
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Or they simply ate the delivery guy 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Yeah, given the information available, this can be true too.. 
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Another non-obvious answer: there were only two people, and they didn't complain because they got an extra pizza for free.
After all, every father is also, by definition, a son.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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For Canadian and anyone who live Canada, How is the IT job opportunities around there. We are thinking to move. So your feedback greatly appreciated.
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
Paul Valery
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I have friends in Canada - if you are technically very good (top 10% good), then there are lots of opportunities. Same as in the US.
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Just curious, you are moving to Canada because of ...?
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When he's finished his Mexican wall, is he going to build a Canadian one to keep Americans in, and get Canadia to pay for it?
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No. He's going to build a superhighway from the Mexican wall to the Canadian border. Anyone who manages to cross the wall is welcome to go on to Canada.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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