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I can think of a few people I'd love to send a T. Rex... 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Well, you could always post 'em a Box of Bees[^] 
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Ahem! - There's a market for EVERYTHING! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Do they need you to send it urgently?
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He could use FedRex?
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It's 65 million years overdue. A few days more don't matter anymore.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I might want to send it urgently, but I don't believe the recipients would urgently like to receive it.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Please send me one too. I wnt flying with my old one yesterday.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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In stock here
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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Mangersaurus
Large Ego
Requires subservience
Irrational behavior
Disproportionate upkeep cost
Marc
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Atv my last job, the one I left in a hurry, we had shorts for our names. The one of our bossette was 'ALO' and that's why we called her Alosaurus. Some of us (  ) had a small Allosaurus on the desk.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Shouldn't the velociraptor have been pining for the fjords?
I think I'll stick will "collecting" these dinosaurs[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I'm fairly sure that "collecting" shouldn't imply "drinking".
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Experimental equipment oscillates wildly (5,5)
Slogans aren't solutions.
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TESLA COILS
Anagram of OSCILLATES
Very good! 
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I thought it might last a tad longer than that ...
Well done, sir!
Slogans aren't solutions.
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If it's any consolation, I did originally try for anagrams of "XEQUIPMENT" 
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X-Men Quit P.E. is about the best I can do with that.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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And I can understand that - I wouldn't want to play Rugby against Wolverine either!
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I was thinking more of the time that Terminator-X and Wolverine left Public Enemy.
Actually, I might have dreamt the bit about Wolverine ...
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Wizard of ID[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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He should have used a try...catch block to avoid that fatal error
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It seems that's exactly what the king did... 
His next step will be properly disposing the object 
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I meant the serf that tried to warn him of an impending crash  Poor serf, not even given the decency of a using block for his disposal. Left to the garbage collector 
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