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CDP1802 wrote: The highway was full with cars with yellow license plates and 'NL' in a blue field. I think they come all the way from Mordor every year when they hear that there is snow. How can I get them out of the way when the 30 mm is empty again, like it was today?
Next time, just bring your tank. It won't even notice the other cars. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Until some scrap gets into the tracks, or I get the bill for repairing the road from the highway dept. And a battle tank with 65 tons is not exactly a racing car. If it must be something that gulps down a bathtub full of fuel just to start the engine, I would prefer a real helicopter.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I'll let you know how to get rid of the Dutch in winter once we figure out how to keep the Germans away from our beaches in summer 
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Get out. The code will be there when you get back.
And you never know: being away from the code may give you a light bulb moment.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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CDP1802 wrote: here are no exceptions or any other signs of trouble, but nothing is rendered
Sounds like an automatic conversion issue somewhere (unsigned int to int, or something). Good luck!
Sudden Sun Death Syndrome (SSDS) is a very real concern which we should be raising awareness of. 156 billion suns die every year before they're just 1 billion years old.
While the military are doing their part, it simply isn't enough to make the amount of nukes needed to save those poor stars. - TWI2T3D (Reddit)
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Thanks, it must be something like that. The shader was written with HLSL (High Level Shading Language) Ver. 2, the new compiler wants at least Ver. 4. It's a more complex shader that does not only does the usual transformations and texture mapping. It also does the entire animation for the particles in the particle system.
Tomorrow ater work I'm going to take it apart and then I will try to find out which part goes wrong. As it looks now, the particles are rendered, but appear nowhere in sight. The whole thing is going to be some work. The next step will be to get the UI working again.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: As it looks now, the particles are rendered, but appear nowhere in sight.
:tongue-in-cheek: Maybe if you put your monitor behind you! 
Sudden Sun Death Syndrome (SSDS) is a very real concern which we should be raising awareness of. 156 billion suns die every year before they're just 1 billion years old.
While the military are doing their part, it simply isn't enough to make the amount of nukes needed to save those poor stars. - TWI2T3D (Reddit)
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But then I would not see the rest of the scene anymore.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Look what I have found![^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I'm one that believes retirement is overrated,
but I still can't get past the idea that old people are pretty much youthless.
Sin tack ear lol
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If you lose something in an old-age home, don't stop until you've searched every nook and granny.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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On that you know that the face-palm was invented by an old person ...
... first place to check when you can't see your glasses. (If you can remember though).
Sin tack ear lol
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I'm thankful you didn't say "nook in granny".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Let's all pretend you didn't say that either, eh? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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By the third day of a 3 day weekend I start to go nuts.
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But it's the time when you can spend all day coding things you want to code and learning languages that have no use whatsoever. Just make sure that your room is the one furthest from the kitchen. She will make the journey a couple of times a day with a cup of your favourite but the journey's really just to make sure you're still alive.
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Is it wrong to hate a certain race?
Because I don't mind doing a 5K but my running group wants to do a 10K and I really don't like them.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I personally hate "grand national" because usually some horses will be damaged  On the other Hand it is a fantastic race 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Well I won't say "hate", but I think this is a particularly stupid race.
Sin tack ear lol
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I hate all races... Black, Asia... *cough cough* I mean, 100m, 500m... 
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I hate all races... Black, Asia... *cough cough* I mean, 100m, 500m...
[Edit]
Apparently, this joke is so hilarious that CP decided to post it twice (because I really didn't) 
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Is this "Unthought Thought of The Day"?
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Meetings 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Scott Adams (and Dilbert in general) has become angrier and angrier over the years. It used to be an amusing comic but I'm finding it just leaves me feeling deflated and unamused after reading it these days.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Garfield[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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