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guru = Griff's (the Original one....) Unctuousless Riddles Unbounded 
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What will come next? Sensei? 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I think I do Griff 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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MacSpudster wrote: I think, that because @OriginalGriff is such the guru he is, that if he replies to your post, you should receive 10x CP points...
Just for mentioning him, I'll give you +5 myself. 
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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It may be wishful thinking, but is there an application you can install on windows 10 that will execute php files? Sort of like an emulator or VM? All I want to do is test a WCF service that I am writing from php.
I see articles on how to configure IIS to execute php but I don't want to mess with my IIS. I also found Apache Lounge but not actually sure what it will install.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Easyphp[^]
xampp[^]
Both install some components that allow you to configure MySQL, PHP... and execute everything from your browser.
I've used them to program my web page and test it in my computer before posting it to the world...
Hope this helps... 
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Was going to recommend XAMPP as well
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Thank you very much.
Based on the websites, I thought xampp would be better so I tried it first and could not get it to work. Easy php is just that. Easy.
Thank you.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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In my windows 10 install (in a virtual machine) it needs to be reinstalled after each restart. Not a painful thing once you know that the mods (like phpmyadmin) are installed in a specific folder.
I can't remember which one it is now, but if you need it just ask.
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Just...install php. You don't need to do anything wonky.
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What you need to do is look through the menu to the left of this window, and pick an appropriate forum for your question.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Found one. It's under General Discussions labeled the Lounge.
Awesome. Thanks so much for your help. You're the best.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Oh, I'm so terribly sorry.
I forgot that rules of the Lounge, CP in general, religion, etc, are for others to follow, because you're above such things.
Other members, who are so far beneath you, would have to use the Web Development forum for such a question.
Please accept my humblest apologies. I forgot what a wonderful person I was addressing.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I forgot what a wonderful person I was addressing.
And because I am so wonderful, I forgive you. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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You certainly know how to confirm people's opinion of you.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's true. People do love me. And I can see why.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Be thankful that this isn't the soapbox.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That hasn't stopped you before. But, OK, I'll obey you. I am thankful. Because your opinion, Mark Wallace, means something to me and it would damage me so much to have some person on the internet, known for picking fights, to pick a fight with me. I just don't know what I would do.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Y'know, I've worked with people like you (I expect most of us have), whose main concern is their image, so they do barely enough work to get by, and blow it up out of all proportion, when talking to the boss (i.e. me), while the guys who get the real work done, and go the extra mile, just get sh1t on.
Feel free to not bother me, any more.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Incredible. You nailed it. Perfect description. Yep, that's me. So close. How do you manage to be so smart and yet get the real work done? Incredible.
Truly incredible. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Hey, troll, I'm not reading your postings.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's OK. Neither am I.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Which part of "I'm not reading your postings" didn't he get, I wonder.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Shhhhhh. He might hear you.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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