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Congrats! But won't somebody notice you stole his office? 
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Nay, I was moved in the lab by royal decree. Dirtier, more cramped but a lot less populated (my boss/other half of the team and the hardware man).
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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Nice chair[^]!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I kept my chair as it was ordered expressly for me - I suffered damages to my back thanks to the pre-Napoleonic unmaintained chairs we had.
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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Veni, vidi, non confisus oculis 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: non confisus oculis
You've been to QA again, haven't you?
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I do my best to stay away, but...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Tibi, magnum Innominandum, signa stellarum nigrarum et bufoniformis Sadoquae sigillum.
Let's see Google Translate handle that one!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I don't have access to Google and my latin is absolutely rusty - I studied it the last time 17 years ago 
PS: wikipedia [^] is a better friend than google!
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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den2k88 wrote: ..and not surrounded by duckheads!
I'm sure we can help fill that void!
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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I moved there so I already filled it it's just that I don't like competition!
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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....when people beg for money. Just had a woman knock my door asking for a donation to the local sperm bank so I gave her a mouthful.
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Did you cool here immediatly? Otherwise your donation will be lost due to the high temparature of it's boxing.
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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The same lady asked me for an innuendo so I gave her one.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Did you miss the Soapbox on your way past?
This space for rent
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Just don't ask how they define 'kid sister'. Don't ask.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Goats involved?
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You had to ask, didn't you?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It's my OCD nature. Once someone suggests that I shouldn't ask something, I have to ask it.
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Then you definitely shouldn't ask me if I want a gift of £1000 from you.
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Do you want a gift of 1000 from me? You're not going to get one but I had to ask. It's a life of crushing disappointment for you here
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Curses, foiled again!
Muttley, do something!
I'd have got away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids!
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Then I must invoke the "don't ask, don't tell" policy.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I was thinking the same thing, wondering when someone in the thread was going to mention it.
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