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lopatir13-Jan-17 5:12

lopatir

13-Jan-17 5:12

I thought plural is ships, similar to one = moose, many = mice.

Sin tack ear lol
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Forogar 13-Jan-17 5:41

Forogar

13-Jan-17 5:41

I think it's: one=moose, many=meece?

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Scott Serl13-Jan-17 6:22

Scott Serl

13-Jan-17 6:22

The rfc states that the local part (before the @) is case sensitive (most servers do not enforce this) and the domain name (after the @) is not case sensitive. What server are you using?

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OriginalGriff13-Jan-17 7:59

OriginalGriff

13-Jan-17 7:59

Arvixe host it - it's possible it's them, but it's the POP and SMTP server name that has to be entered in lower case.

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

#realJSOP13-Jan-17 2:33

13-Jan-17 2:33

Qlikview server issues, sequence of events:

01/11 11:30 - Server drops off the network

01/11 11:35 - Notify admin that owns the IP that it dropped off the network

01/12 05:50 - Arrive at work, machine still not accessible, admin hasn't responded, so I submit help desk ticket

01/12 09:45 - Help desk responds, asking which port number the machine is on. Really?

01/12 13:50 - Two guys from NetOps comes up to my office to see what I'm talking about. What in the phrase "the IP does not respond to a ping request" causes confusion? They actually had to watch me do it.

01/13 05:55 - Arrive at work, machine still not on network, email from help desk saying the qlikview share admin (the same idiot I emailed two freakin days ago and as yet have received no response) is working on the issue with no ETA on restoration of access.

01/13 07:15 - A guy from the IT department calls to say he's got the work order to look at my ports and that he'd be upstairs before 10am. I told him that it's not a f*ckin port issue and not to bother coming upstairs. But he's got a work order, so he has to come up anyway. I told him masturbating in a stairwell would be time better used.

No work has been done since 11:30am on Wednesday... What a cluster f*ck.

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Tim Carmichael13-Jan-17 3:02

Tim Carmichael

13-Jan-17 3:02

As much as I feel your pain, try changing your wording.
You stated, "the IP does not respond to a ping request"; the implication is that the PING port is open and not blocked by a firewall - we fight this battle every time we deploy a new server to the field.

Rephrase it is, "I am unable to connect to the QlikView server, however, I am not having issues with other servers. I was previously able to connect to the QlikView server and, until such time as I can, I am unable to work productively."

Also... have you informed your management directly of this issue? Presumably, others are using the QlikView server - have they informed their management?

Slacker00713-Jan-17 3:31

Slacker007

13-Jan-17 3:31

I am going to go out on a limb here and suggest that John is not in the market currently for constructive criticism of his Help Desk ticket reporting techniques.

OriginalGriff13-Jan-17 3:02

OriginalGriff

13-Jan-17 3:02

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
No work has been done since 11:30am on Wednesday

Look on the bright side: you are getting paid - and well paid, I presume - to sit around and do exactly nothing. With the side benefit that you don't have to watch "Judge Judy" and "Jerry Springer" while smoking ice.

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Albert Holguin13-Jan-17 3:29

Albert Holguin

13-Jan-17 3:29

I go through this every time I have to deal with our IT folks.

KarstenK13-Jan-17 3:34

KarstenK

13-Jan-17 3:34

Maybe "only" your network route was bogus Unsure | :~

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Wastedtalent13-Jan-17 3:41

Wastedtalent

13-Jan-17 3:41

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
I told him masturbating in a stairwell would be time better used.

I hope you used the ~~lift~~ elevator on your way out, or had an umbrella with you Dead | X|

The pompey13-Jan-17 3:43

The pompey

13-Jan-17 3:43

Careful you don't slip on the stairwell sounds like a health and safety issue

lopatir13-Jan-17 4:16

lopatir

13-Jan-17 4:16

Aw, let the guy "look at your ports." WTF?

If nothing else it's going to be amusing to see what "looking at your ports" actually means (if they don't know how to ping how will they check the ports? clean the plug with a wire brush??), and even more how baffled and stupid he will look when it makes no bloody difference as the server is MIA anyway.

It's just like children and fire, sometimes, when it's small enough like a candle, you just have to let them touch the flame find out for themselves that it really does hurt.

It's a schadenfreude goldmine begging to be played from the comfort of your own office chair. Invite the boss to watch too - then you're fully covered for the lost work days.

Sin tack ear lol
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ASP.Net MVC Book Recommendations

Ron Anders13-Jan-17 5:57

Ron Anders

13-Jan-17 5:57

There are so many posers now in this business that think they are "IT". I don't know where to begin but it's way too late to fix it.

ZurdoDev13-Jan-17 0:52

ZurdoDev

13-Jan-17 0:52

Speaking of favorite books, what are some good books for learning ASP.Net MVC at any level?

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan13-Jan-17 0:56

Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan

13-Jan-17 0:56

Not an MVC based, but a Web API based ASP.NET book by Glenn Block is what I read previously, really loved that book. I still have it on my shelf — because I am lazy enough to not pick it up, of course. Laugh | :laugh:

Designing Evolvable Web APIs with ASP.NET - O'Reilly Media

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#realJSOP13-Jan-17 1:52

13-Jan-17 1:52

google.

ZurdoDev13-Jan-17 1:57

ZurdoDev

13-Jan-17 1:57

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
google

I've read and memorized 97% of it. I guess the MVC part is in the 3% I have yet to get to.

Thanks for the pointer. (null reference pointer. Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

#realJSOP13-Jan-17 2:34

13-Jan-17 2:34

I haven't purchased a programming book in almost 15 years.

dan!sh 13-Jan-17 2:42

dan!sh

13-Jan-17 2:42

And that's how you get into scripting jobs, kids.

"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]

dandy7213-Jan-17 2:53

dandy72

13-Jan-17 2:53

Oh, no you di'int!

#realJSOP13-Jan-17 3:01

13-Jan-17 3:01

I realize you're trying to be funny, but...

No, you fall into scripting jobs because management thinks that these generic one-size-fits-all everyone-is-a-programmer applications will fill every need they ever have. Soon, the real developers leave, and when they actually need the talent, it costs them even more than if they were to retain said talent in the first place.

Jeremy Falcon13-Jan-17 7:24

Jeremy Falcon

13-Jan-17 7:24

Winners make things happen instead of blame the world. Be a winner John. Join us... join the cult. And while you're at it, confess your love for Macs.

Jeremy Falcon