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I walked into the bathroom while Kathy was in the shower, and asked her if she wanted me to wash her back.
A simple yes or no would have been enough, but she had to go and ruin the mood by screaming and yelling, "Who are you and how did you get in my house?!"
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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So you took that as a 'Yes' ?
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It's not a 'no', so by means of elimination, only 'yes' remains.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Binary logic then. Only 0 can mean false, whereas anything else means yes.
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That's not binary logic. A convention from C (or maybe even before that) at best. Just ask the VB troop and they will tell you that 1 means true and a absolutely natural -1 means false.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Just ask the VB troop and they will tell you that 1 means true and a absolutely natural -1 means false.
Yeah, but these guys don't count.
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Pun intended?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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There's many things I won't say about the VB crowd, just to protect the innocent.
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Hate it when that happens. 
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Women! Duh! Why do they always have to get their panties in a bunch over irrelevant little details??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Is this a Leslie or do you do that more often?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: asked her
That's the point you went wrong
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Your sister has dementia?
I'll get my coat (quickly).. 
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Brent Jenkins wrote: I'll get my coat (quickly)
Ain't nobody yet been able to outrun a bullet. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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The coat won't save him either.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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...except Superman.
Oh, and The Flash.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And also Batman, as long as he reaches the BatJet in time.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Oh, well - if you are going to include technology then Wonder Woman has her jet so she's OK, Green Lantern has his Ring and that'll make him a rocket, but Steve Austin is toast since his top speed was about 60mph.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Steve Austin was an astronaut. It's their job to be faster than a bullet.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Only in his early career. He later became a ... I'm not quite sure what he was, but bad spy probably covered it.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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He was one of the first cyberpunks.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Steve Austin is toast since his top speed was about 60mph.
Would've been hilarious to see him try to outrun a bullet in slow motion...
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... you finally get back to work and forgot your own computer password. [^]
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How could I possibly forget it? All my passwords are stored in an encrypted application. On ... my ... computer ... Ah. Oops. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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