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Yes, that was the original sentence. I like more being indirectly vulgar when I can 
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 So true.
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If you want to know true boredom, get someone in the business to explain the difference between reinsurance and coinsurance 
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Having an Englishman and an Indian explaining the rules of Cricket, in depth, worked for me as well.
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But cricket is so simple:
There are two sides, one is in the other is out.
There side that is in stays in, except the two players who are in and they go out with the side that is out.
Each player that is in stays out until the side that is out gets them out when they go in and the next player who is in comes out.
When all the players on the side that are in are out, except for the last player in who is not out, the side that was in are out and the side that was out are no in.
Simple.
veni bibi saltavi
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I can (rather vividly) remember tea, and the break for it, being of utter importance.
I also remember Gin being mentioned on several occasions. And whether its mixture with tonic water was considered to be doping or not, and for which team.
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Thank god my dad pegged out ten years ago. He was an insurance man would spout that crap at the drop of a hat.
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Marc Clifton wrote: What amazes me is that software that runs an insurance business can have bugs. I mean, it's all pushing numbers around, some conditional logic, and some math.
I mean, I can't count how many times I missed a minus sign or a 2 in my math and physics problems...
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I feel your pain. I was on two contracts in Pennsylvania, one in Philly and the other in Allentown. Both were insurance companies. I hated every minute of it, not only because, you know, insurance, but also everything had to be written in VB6. 
Of course, this was back in the 90's.
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Donathan.Hutchings wrote: but also everything had to be written in VB6.
Happily, it's C#. Other positives, the people are really really nice and as a contractor, the pay is great.
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: the people are really really nice and as a contractor, the pay is great
Hold your nose, take the money and run! 
Software Zen: delete this;
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Sounds like the perfect job for buying time. Now you can learn anything you'd like in a relatively stress free environment and still pay rent!
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I've been coding for an insurance company for years. How not to get board?
I solve the problems as abstractly as I can - they work for the insurance business, but only because they're a subset of the "everything" that they're made to fit. My fun is making it as generic as possible and as robust as possible.
Now, I admit that sometimes they make me actually do the odd report - but even that's mostly taken care of with a "generic reporting" interface. The DBA can use it to create the reports that automatically go to table (with a too-Excel link, when appropriate), and generally, I palm the ugly work off onto the people who are supposed to do it.
The method to this madness is to get the work for them done very well and reliably so - but on my terms. Those that understand (fortunately, that now includes the CEO!) appreciate stuff that's built to last through business changes.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: I've been coding for an insurance company for years. How not to get board?
Insurance companies give you boards? What for?
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Board? Water you talking about?
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Yes, otherwise I'd get bored.
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Marc Clifton wrote: it's all pushing numbers around, some conditional logic, and some math.
Well, where else would you want to put the bugs if not there?
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Marc Clifton wrote: where as McCoy when he told Kirk he belongs in the Captain's chair
Why did I think of an X-Men/Star Trek crossover?
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What's exciting is making a change that works for you but in another, completely unexpected context causes 1000's of checks to be printed the following day without payee names.  It was so tempting to take one of those 100k checks for myself...
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You should get into porn. Problem solved.
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: You should get into porn.
Quite so.[^]
All that got installed at a club in Tijuana.
Marc
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Not sure if I should click that link while being at work, but the URL slug is quite fitting. 
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: but the URL slug is quite fitting.
It's quite WS.
One of the more recent posts, ironically about Agile, may raise some eyebrows though!
Marc
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