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And he's under contract to do it for $200 in less than one month...
Needz codez.
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Ah. Rent-A-Coder... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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As students, we would often bait our tutors with questions like this. They would always throw them back at us to solve.
In this case, we would have been told to outline the steps required to achieve this goal. I.e. Storyboard, create simple text version to test the logic and then consider what would be required to move forward. In other words, follow the design process from beginning to end.
At the time we would groan and usually forget the whole thing but, occasionally this approach did trigger a positive response. Some of our better projects were kicked off this way so maybe it isn't always a good idea to 'dis' this sort of question.
We're philosophical about power outages here. A.C. come, A.C. go.
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I know it's over when the fat lady sings.
I don't know wether Danish beer is that good or only makes you wish the fat lady would start to sing.
But I do know that danish beer cans have some great pictures of the 'fat' ladies.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Give a whole new meaning to the idea of "wrapping your hands around a cool one".
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Just die with a weapon in your hand and they will bring you to Valhalla. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Drinking, eating, fighting, and pinching the girls. What a boring way to spend Eternity. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I would worry more where they bring us when we die with a keyboard in our hands.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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They take us to Coder's Heaven where we just imagine what the program needs to do and the code writes itself at without bugs or logic errors.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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I don't know. The eating, drinking, fighting and pinching the girls version sounded better. I could even spend quite some time with the pinching alone.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Yes, yes it does. Moral of the story, if you're going to die, don't grab your keyboard, grab a sword, or a dagger, or Odin's Gungnir, thrust it in the air, and let out a mighty warcry with your final breath.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Sounds like a normal Friday night in Luton.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Does not sound soooo bad...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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What can I say? Danish beer IS that good! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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So good that we can step over the part with the ladies. It brings you directly to Valhalla. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Hijack.
What is your take on Schöfferhofer: Hefeweizen Naturtrüb[^]? Going to pick up a carton on the way home tonight regardless of what you say, but always good to see how it is viewed by locals.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Personally, I used to like that sort of beer very much, I just had too much of it since I came to Munich. It still hast some of the yeast left, which will give a richer taste. Leave a small rest in the bottle when pouring it, then roll the bottle on the table. Pour in the rest after that. It will contain much of the yeast that had settled at the bottom of the bottle. That's also the reason why it's never drunk from the bottle and poured in one go (except the tiny rest to wash out the yeast) into a tall right sized glass.
Pouring that stuff and getting just the right amount of foam is a little tricky. If you have the right glasses, moisten them with some water and then old them almost horizontally when you begin to pour, then straighten them up as they fill. Good luck.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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...was my son's first Calvin and Hobbes[^] day - as bedtime story. He's 9 (and yes we still do bedtime stories). I have to translate them to him (in French), so some jokes get lost in translation, but he loves it so far, so the tradition (of good taste) passes on the next generation.
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From ages 7 through 8 I read my son Hobbit and Lord of the Rings. My translation was to simplify some of the English. It left a mark . . .
He plans on doing the same for his son, when old enough, using the same set of books.
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I read them by myself with 9...
and with 11, 13, 14, 17, 19...
there was a time I almost knew the book by heart
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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That is one seriously cool comic. Did you know it has different meanings to kids and adults? Sad that Bill Watterson stopped making any more, he's clearly a genius.
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My son has taught himself Blender [^] really well and will be graduating high school next year. I have searched to see what kinds of jobs are available and the best I can tell is Blender is used by freelancers who do jobs for companies that need a little work or as a full time 3D Modeler.
1. What job titles, except for 3D Modeler, would one search for if they wanted to use Blender as their primary tool (or any 3d modeling engine)?
2. What specific college degrees might one look into who has this interest?
If any of you have experience in this area, I'd love to hear some advice and feedback.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Animator perhaps. I don't know much about that, but I've ran Blender jobs for some friend-of-a-friend types who were into that sort of thing, rendering frames for animated videos.
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RyanDev wrote: My son has taught himself Blender [^]
Maybe in a smoothie bar ?
OK, I leave, I leave ...
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