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This comes very close to the old computer now. I have added one line to the 'Klingon' at the top which should make it look better. The 'Romulan' is flat like a pancake. Like Griff already said, this one is harder to get right.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: hexadecimal notation and logical operators have to do with 'real world programs'.
None whatsoever, unless you're from Mordor 
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Ok.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I'm looking at some 3rd party documentation and trying to figure out what their database platform is (I'm guessing the doc I'm looking at is some kind of Apache/Maven type affair but I'm pretty much a 100% SQLServer guy so I'm not at all sure).
The doc looks like:
Archetype
[List of links to various entities]
1. EntityName
1.1 Additional Information
1.2 Archetype Properties
[Two column table - Archetype Property and Value]
1.3 Archetype Definitions (Attributes)
[Eight column table - AttributeId, Caption, Data Type, Access Type, Default Value, Supports FTS, Multiline, Notes Multiline? That sounds like a non-stop source of pleasure!]
1.4 Query/Quick Find/Sort Definition
No Query/Quick Find/Sort Information is defined
1.5 Indexes
No Indexes are defined (that's always promising!)
etc., etc.
Data types mentioned include RELATIONSHIP (please God, be a real life foreign key), DATE, BOOLEAN, STRING(n), NARRATIVE, MONEY, DECIMAL(n,n), GUID, DATETIME and AUTONUMBER (when I Googled AUTONUMBER, I just got loads of results for Access but thankfully, it doesn't seem to be that!)
Does anyone recognise the doc format or have any idea what the underlying database might be?
Thanks.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Harry Potter?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Harry Potter?
I was thinking more of Sooty - Izzy Wizzy, Let's Get Busy!
Why can't people just use SQLServer (or Oracle or MySql at a push)? How many times does the RDBMS wheel need to get reinvented?
Slogans aren't solutions.
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OpenEHR?
Or just Google[^]
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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The doc generator certainly seems to have been inspired by that - the doc is definitely something that's been created by a tool that's been pointed at a database rather than a design that a database has been built from.
Was just kind of hoping that someone would see it and go "Ah! That looks like what you get when you point Auto-Documenter X at DB Engine Y."
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: Every dragon has its secrets. And I'll show them all to you! We'll unlock every mystery, find every last species together, as mother and son!
Which movie?
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One night in ... no, no. I'm not going there...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Not 'Debbie does Berk'? 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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"Toothless! Toothless! No! NOOOO! Down boy! Bad boy..." 
I am soooo not watching that episode.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Dragon does Prank..
or
Prank plays dragon, may be 
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St. Georgina and the Dragon?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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St. Elmo's Fire
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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At the army's sides, an open cake was crowned. (8)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The cake is a lie!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Is an open lie still a lie? Or just a political promise?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Does that mean you are going to disappear on a politcal career, just like DD?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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"If nominated I'll decline. If drafted I'll defer. And if elected I'll resign." (Alex Salmond, a month before he became leader of the Scottish National Party). He was echoing "I shall not seek, and I will not accept, the nomination of my party for another term as your president." -- General William Tecumseh Sherman.
I'm a little more honest than most politicos! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Devious. They will not expect that.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Flanking
flan = open cake
king = testiculated royalty that is crowned
flanking = going round the sides (as military maneuver)
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