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Nelek25-Oct-16 23:25

Nelek

25-Oct-16 23:25

Release and go on vacation you too.

M.D.V.

If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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HobbyProggy26-Oct-16 0:01

HobbyProggy

26-Oct-16 0:01

First thing the stakeholders asked: "Are you on vacation during release time?" Now i should reply yes XD

Rules for the FOSW ![^]

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Nelek26-Oct-16 0:10

Nelek

26-Oct-16 0:10

That's a bit hypocrite from them... being in vacation themselves

M.D.V.

Mark_Wallace26-Oct-16 2:40

Mark_Wallace

26-Oct-16 2:40

Why is the word "scapegoat" ringing in my ears?

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

HobbyProggy26-Oct-16 22:07

HobbyProggy

26-Oct-16 22:07

Because now it ain't me anymore? Smile | :)

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Basildane26-Oct-16 2:46

Basildane

26-Oct-16 2:46

Klingons do not "release" software. Klingon software escapes, leaving a bloody trail of design engineers and quality assurance people in its path.

Kirk 1038982127-Oct-16 4:58

Kirk 10389821

27-Oct-16 4:58

And this is why I don't ask developers to work over time.
Especially coming into times of heavy vacation.
What a waste of extra effort.
What a QUESTIONABLE process for planning to roll into production.

BTW, where are you at in your rollout schedule?
For me, I would work on the re-deployment process while they are gone.
Because whatever you deploy the first time will be re-deployed later, it
might as well be easy!

HobbyProggy27-Oct-16 5:19

HobbyProggy

27-Oct-16 5:19

Kirk 10389821 wrote:
What a QUESTIONABLE process for planning to roll into production.

Indeed, especially when i heard that the guy that sat in our planning meeting KNEW that hes gonna be away and today i heard he'll be off next week too i really question "why the F did you put that pressure on".

My rollout schedule is fairly easy, the software is deployed via our internal softwaredeployment tool for internal software. So i basically push it in the correct folder, set visibility and access rights and boom it's there.

The big plan was to rollout for division 1, then after successfull "testing" to division 2 and so on, well this plan get's delayed now, i currently can't say how big the delay is but i assume roughly a month to two.

I currently work on some ~~"bugs"~~ features that we catched after we shot it off. Things we didn't have in mind and need to be fixed in the next month.

After that, planning for V 2.0 is going on Wink | ;)

But this time i won't let them decide the deadlines.

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Wow...

Brisingr Aerowing25-Oct-16 12:13

Brisingr Aerowing

25-Oct-16 12:13

Olly Raffin who was born with organs JUMBLED up inside and his fight for life | Daily Mail Online[^]

I didn't even know about that disease. That little boy is a trooper!

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.

Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???

Unfinished websites

Marc Clifton25-Oct-16 11:22

Marc Clifton

25-Oct-16 11:22

Stumbled across this[^]. Laugh | :laugh:

How, you may ask? I looked up the company name of someone following a project of mine on GitHub. Smile | :)

Marc

Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly

Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project!

Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

OriginalGriff25-Oct-16 11:30

OriginalGriff

25-Oct-16 11:30

Love the way the menu runs over the logo... Laugh | :laugh:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter25-Oct-16 20:34

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

25-Oct-16 20:34

It is by design... It is a new design trend called "I have no idea what 'responsive' means, but I will use bootstrap - which I do not understand either, but it labeled 'responsive' too"...

Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

Jeremy Falcon26-Oct-16 8:34

Jeremy Falcon

26-Oct-16 8:34

Ooooooh. When can I adopt that pattern? Huh? Huh? :drool:

Jeremy Falcon

Munchies_Matt25-Oct-16 21:05

25-Oct-16 21:05

whats wrong with it, except for being written in latin?

CDP180225-Oct-16 22:09

25-Oct-16 22:09

Can you translate 'placeholder' to latin?

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here

This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.

"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."

If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

Munchies_Matt26-Oct-16 0:02

26-Oct-16 0:02

No. Would you expect me to?

CDP180226-Oct-16 0:10

26-Oct-16 0:10

Yes, please do that. Smile | :)

Munchies_Matt26-Oct-16 0:11

26-Oct-16 0:11

All I know in Latin is 'nunc est bibendum' Smile | :)

CDP180226-Oct-16 0:16

26-Oct-16 0:16

Ok. I don't know how to break the news to you...

There are no real latin texts on that website. They are placeholders until a real text is filled in.

Munchies_Matt26-Oct-16 0:18

26-Oct-16 0:18

Ahah, and thats the point is it?

Hmm, never heard of that before.

CDP180226-Oct-16 0:21

26-Oct-16 0:21

Really? Look here: Lorem ipsum - Wikipedia[^]

Munchies_Matt26-Oct-16 2:14

26-Oct-16 2:14

See what you mean. No, never heard of that before.

CDP180225-Oct-16 22:16

25-Oct-16 22:16

I have done the same myself, just to find out wether or not anybody actually reads it. Smile | :)