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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Hmm. Apparently, the CP link-inserter-thingy appears to believe that .asp files should be renamed as ".as"
Fixed.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Doesn't get used for a printer that much other than the scanner attachment, but as a coffee mug stand ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif) .
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I'm a firm believer in the clean-desk policy!
Which is why I keep my desk covered with papers and junk -- no dirt can even get close to it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Which is why I keep my desk covered with papers and junk -- no dirt can even get close to it.
I've used a similar explanation to those uninitiated to being busy doing things (vs. undoing things by neatening up).
My desktop layers, however, are organized something more akin to:
TirassicJurrasicCretaciousetc.What's most interesting - they're not even chronologically stratified.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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More or less a mess.
- used, but clean glass yogurt pot; plastic plant.
- clean lunch box (tupperware-ish) that I forgot to bring home.
- dust bunnies.
- empty coffee cup (from this morning)
- screen.
- dust bunnies.
- screen.
- dust bunnies.
- star wars Lego.
- dust bunnies.
- flashing office phone with a couple of voice mail (forgot the password, and don't care).
- radio (just in case the internet is down)
- dust bunnies.
...
I'd rather be phishing!
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More messy than I would have preferred, but not too bad:
1) Laptop
2) Docking Station
3) A mug
4) A "Bing Bang Theory" calendar
5) Cell phone
6) Keyboard
7) Mouse
8) Two monitors
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Empty Desk - Empty Mind.
But that's well known. If one has time to clean the desktop every day then you've truly not enough to do. Or one just sits there and smiles behind the shiny wood.
For us real workers? If I put IT down and IT is there when I look for IT again, then IT had been functionally been properly put away.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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1. Work PC
2. Two monitors
3. Keyboard and mouse
4. Water cup
5. Water pitcher
6. Coffee cup
7. Box of tissues
8. VOIP phone
9. Towel (always have a towel)
10. Cell phone
11. Post-It notes
12. Various odd papers
13. Live plant
14. HTML & CSS Reference Book
15. Oracle DBA Handlbook
16. Mail
17. Pens
18. ... there's more
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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My desk has a shelf on which sits:
laptop
two monitors
scanner
various receipts
various iButtons[^]
ibutton reader
On the desk itself sits:
another laptop
Ingenico iSC480
Verifone pinpad
Magtek card swiper
ScanShell drivers license scanner
ESeek swiper / scanner
Two USB hubs
500GB USB SSD drive
Plugable USB 3.0 box
My Book backup drive
Keyboard
Mouse
Oh, and did I mention the desk next to me?
two monitors
two keyboards
Beaglebone test fixture
5 more beaglebones
lamp
Oh, and did I mention the pull out drawer on that desk?
VOIP box
5 port PoE hub
24 port hub
wireless router
Another beaglebone
And on the shelf next to that desk:
ancient HP470 printer
And on the floor:
power strips for 22 or so plugs / adapters, etc.
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Sounds like mine, except desktop.
(and not riding today)
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Work with an engineer who looked at my desk and said "a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind"
I looked at his barren desk and asked "so an empty desk is a sign of what?"
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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I have the same stuff as you do on my desk, except that it's buried by other stuff piled on top of it.
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Mine is simply: 'The Mess'.
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From left to right:
Phone
Eyeglasses case, phone
Coffee thermos
Current projects notebook, tablet, pens
2 pictures of my daughter 
PC
Headphones
Monitor 1
Monitor 2
Candy jar to keep my coworkers bribed
Software Zen: delete this;
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Mine has some Transformers figures and a lava lamp!
Code4Fun&&$$$
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Not even gonna go there! Would take too long to inventory this.
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at work fairly clean(my definition), a few drink cups, temp gauge, assorted office supplied, pens, tape, etc.. one test laptop(old) my lug-able laptop, three monitors, keyboard mice, phone, power strip, personal tablet, phone, two drink coasters sometimes the cups are even on them. Almost no paper nor books, one journal.
At home. my wife won't even look at my desk. one spare monitor, docking station for work lug-able, keyboard, mouse, one coaster one cup, Tons and tons of maps, books, journals, wires, more wires, extra tablet on floor(it might work), maps on walls, flags on walls, pictures on walls, toys(Star Wars, Small Cars, Models of Ships/planes/cars etc... Gun safe full, very full, Bar/Fridge area sometimes full, usually on way to being empty
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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Desk has:
Laptop attached to a 30" color accurate monitor
Speakers
Phone
Cell phone
Box of earplugs
Tupperware container of micr gear motors and parts
Various USB thumb drives
Computer memory stick
CPU
Various Tools
Lamps for a camera
24V Power Supply and snubber
Full Inbox
Pile of work thats being worked on in front of the inbox
Business Cards
3D printed parts
Various 3x5 cards strewn about with notes
Canadian quarter
The Hutch on the desk has
2 monitors
2 All in one mobile PCs for parts
2 Laptop docking stations
Various books, software, and random references including a Pantone color book
A trophy that being repurposed as a joke
Faceshield for going in high power cabinets
On the second desk behind me......
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... and 3 Pellegrino, 4 Becks, 6 Sanpellegrino (Orange), 3 Budweiser Prohibition Brew ... peanuts.
(Gotta get to the bottle depot).
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I think I have a desk somewhere. When I find it I'll let you know what's on it...
We're philosophical about power outages here. A.C. come, A.C. go.
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Was checking your list of items on your desk. Are you sure you didn't forgot to mention your boots and an obese tomcat? Maybe some spare motorcycle parts as well? 
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Orson farm[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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excellent 
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