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Is a sleeping dinosaur a Velocinapter?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Is a dinosaur steak a T-Bone-Rex?
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Terrible, this rex my morning. Why don't you try-ceratops a little harder next time?
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I think it's a dino-snore!
Regards,
Palash
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Absolutely beautiful, someone not you posted it earlier... A word might be in order...
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glennPattonWorking wrote: A word might be in order
Two words. "Thank you." 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Clickety[^] (SFW)
I'm pretty sure that there ought to have been a "Maybe" or "I dunno Ollie" option on this one! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Maybe would be a good option indeed! 
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Some people have been clinically dead for a few minutes before coming back to life.
This is for them.
Undead people's lives matter!
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When I get the "we understand you've been injured in an accident that wasn't your fault" calls, I now always say "Yes I have" and you can hear the delight in their voices as they pass me on to their call centre in India. They usually then say something like "We think you can claim £3000 for your injuries". I then say I think that's a bit low considering the seriousness of the incident. "Why - what injuries did you suffer?" they ask. I then tell them that I was seriously decapitated and declared dead at the scene! Always gives me a laugh.
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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In my last life I was James Dean*, so yes, I have.
*Have you ever noticed how people who claim to have lived before were always someone famous? Did anyone ever claim to have been Eric Smith, a farmer from somewhere near Darlington? Probably not, the reincarnationists were all way too busy being Henry VIII at the time.
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In my last life I was PeejayAdams, so yes, I have.
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What, you dunno time travelling? It's an anwserable question with both options valid!
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...and I'm already fed up with the italian rudeness. "thanks", "cheers", "good morning", "sorry", "excuse me" become expletives and insults. And everytime someone explains something he does it as if it completely obvious and you're a moron wasting his precious time - even if his job is precisely explaining what you're asking.
Queues become large unorganized graphs and PEOPLE PUSH. For heaven's sake if you push you only SLOW things down, we're not going faster... and the bus won't depart without you on board - usually at least.
Shopkeepers are rude and it looks like you're asking them a favour, beggars try to mug people and may follow for hundreds of meters, if someone offers free stuff you often fears he will grab your arm and start asking money; thid gives us italians a bad reputation abroad because we're often suspicious and "on our toes" so we seem rude while we're used to keep an eye on our belongings everytime a stranger initiates a conversation - it's a very common way to distract a person so that an accomplice may pickpocket the victim.
I was in London by the way.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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My dear chap, the British know how to que! Have a tea and calm down. 
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Seriously, keeping a door open and being rewarded with a simple "cheers pal" instead of a shove aside is refreshing. Cashiers that politely ask if you're enjoying the stroll instead of grunting when paying, people asking if you would please make them sit on the bus instead of sending insults to "all these bad mannered slackers that do not get up to make them seat, they should really do something n their life, in their times it was UNACCEPTABLE blah blah" [I didn't put the swears and insults that usually go with it]...
From the number of posters advising not to assault people I can understand brits are in facts a wild bunch of hooligans kept together only by a strict politeness code. In Italy there are only hooligans, the politeness code is used as toilet paper.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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A queue is what you make of it. 
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glennPattonWorking wrote: the British know how to que!
¿Qué?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Queue, alright I can spell just not type good.
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No, you can type 'good', you just can't type well.
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(He's from Barcelona)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It'd be quicker to train a monkey. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Or a Siberian hamster.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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But not just any Siberian hamster - it has to be a filigree one!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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