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With boating it's either sink oar swim.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Mast you make jokes about it?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You knew I would schooner or later.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Giving in to pier pressure?
/ravi
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A falling tide lowers all boats.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Cool! 
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All of you VB6 ninjas can put your creations in the Windows 10 store. Please. I beg you. Otherwise it might remain, well, empty?^^[^]
VB6 on mobile with vanilla ASP on the server side, the glorious days when microsoft was microsoft and small furry creatures from Alfa centauri were real small furry creatures from Alfa centauri.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Kamen Nik wrote: ...Alfa centauri...
I think you mean Alpha Centauri?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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English language heavy language
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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True, its not very SOLID.
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Well Nik Kamen was a bit of a Romeo.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Kamen Nik wrote: All of you VB6 ninjas can put your creations in the Windows 10 store.
The fact that the IDE works on Win10 does not make it a supported scenario all of a sudden. And yes, I know I'm making a lot of VB4-developers unhappy, but the language is dead.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Kamen Nik wrote: Not according to the latest Microsoft project quite aptly named Centennial
It still is dead.
The IDE is no longer for sale, you cannot get a new license, and the Operating System is not tested to guarantee that it reamins compatible. VB6 is no longer updated nor maintained, and there is no support from MS is anything fails.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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One irresponsible programmer can keep any five top-notch programmers busy. - Eric Evans
From our time registration system 
I have no idea who Eric Evans is by the way.
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Sander Rossel wrote: I have no idea who Eric Evans is by the way.
He's the guy who said, "One irresponsible programmer can keep any five top-notch programmers busy." 
On a serious note, he's way off. It should be 1 to 1, not 1 to 5. If one 1 irresponsible programmer is keeping 5 other programmers busy then they are no way top-notch.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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That's only true if you intercept the damage before it reaches production. Disaster recovery can be far harder than preventing a disaster in the first place.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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You obviously haven't met some of the top-notch irresponsible people I've had the displeasure of working with.
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Just hit the "revert this commit" button on your source control system? 
The more often you forget to revert the more people you'll need to clean the mess 
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Sander Rossel wrote: have no idea who Eric Evans is by the way
FYI[^]
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I guess as programmers we're often tempted by the life of crime... 
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That can't be him, our Eric is black and in jail 
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First, apologies for lateness.
Learned greek (m) makes for heavy water. (9)
Good luck!
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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