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Confucius says - clean car get bird poo.
I've washed my dirty but mostly poo-free car. We shall soon find out what happens 
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Did Confucius really said all the things that he is purported to have said?
Just saying! 
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Of course he did. He even posted them on his wall for all to see (his blog didn't last long, the wind blew the web away)
Here's another for the doubters.
Confucius says, many hands make light work, but electricity do better job.
(update - the washed car still remains poo-free, maybe he was wrong about this one)
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Just give the birds some more time  
Just because the code works, it doesn't mean that it is good code.
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A-Mei-zing! 
(Inside joke for Overwatch players)
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Confucius knew birds, but didn't know no car
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Birds seem to especially like white cars. I think birds from all over the county to deposit on mine.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Live Day -4 and I've just spent the evening re-writing the whole of the file handling process in the software. I have put a bloody big Caveat Emptor in both the git commit and an email to boss'm.
Several settings and changing hard coded paths to logical paths and it looks like jobs a goodun.
Night all! 
veni bibi saltavi
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Day -4?
pfft.
Do it Day 0 and then we sit up and get interested. And grab some pop-corn.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Chris Maunder wrote: And grab some pop-corn.
Are you live streaming it? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Today is the last day I'll be able to work with the client as they will of course be resting over their weekend.
I wonder what waffer thin bug will be found today.
veni bibi saltavi
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The writing for my 200th article.
Sneak peek[^] at what it's about, or don't look and be surprised!
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote:
Sneak peek[^] at what it's about, or don't look and be surprised!
If A is bigger than B, and B is bigger than C, then A is bigger than C. Done!
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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Windows forms! Yaaay!! ![Jig | [Dance]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Marc Clifton wrote: 200th article.
 Where on earth do you find time to write all these articles ? Plus they are all good. You are a machine.
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Rage wrote: Where on earth do you find time to write all these articles ?
It helps when your girlfriend is working on her Master's degree. 
Rage wrote: Plus they are all good.
Thanks!
Rage wrote: You are a machine.
After this one, I'm going to take a break
Marc
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I'm struggling to get to 60. It's not as much the article writing as the motivation to write the code that the article supports.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Looks interesting, looking forward and congrats on 200.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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I had booked an hour in a Bell UH-1 simulator today, but the instructor got ill, so I unexpectedly had nothing to do this afternoon. I noticed a crowd of people, all running in the same direction. This is where I ended up:
Sorry for the bad picture. I had to take it against the light.[^]
Nagy, next time it's still Mr. Bastard for you
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Gaaaah!
You made me, somehow, realize that by now, based upon my last visit to Oktoberfest, that pretty blond-braided serving wench is probably a grandmother.
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Somewhere along the way they got themselves some fresh ones, but still the sam sane same model.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Sometime around 10pm I'm going to look at that link and think "You elephant b'stard sunshine!".
Repeatedly.
veni bibi saltavi
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I thought you deserved a look at the place you align your little prayer carpet to. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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That's not very nice to say. Now he's running around trying to find out where you hid the cameras.
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