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(Slotos 1 point 52 minutes ago)
Perl is the only language that looks the same before and after you obfuscate your source code.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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He's wrong as well.
Take a look at APL some day.
X[⍋X+.≠' ';] That's a complete sort operation on an array X
life←{↑1 ⍵∨.∧3 4=+/,¯1 0 1∘.⊖¯1 0 1∘.⌽⊂⍵}That's the complete "Game of Life"! 
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One of my friends from high school learned to read APL.
Yes, he had too much time on his hands (he was very intelligent as well. Got a 36 on the ACT first time).
He did say he would NEVER work with it, though (he did admit it was very concise).
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Naw.. APL is obfuscated enough as it is, nobody would bother doing more to it 
Stupid language to write a machine control program in, but at least it isn't Malboge[^]
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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Quote: figures out which instruction to execute by taking the value [c], adding the value of c to it, and taking the remainder when this is divided by 94. The final result tells the interpreter what to do:
I can see why development time is so long!
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Its on my bucket list to learn it and write something more useful than hello world in it  Not sure if I'll live long enough.
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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xkcd: Fixing Problems[^]
Now we've all been there, haven't we? 
I wish I hadn't, for sure...
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I loved recursion when were young... I even wrote some in SQL...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Did you read the mouseover text?
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Been there done that!
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Why haven't you changed your name to glennPattonFindingCleanShirtsReadyForNextWeek yet?
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Still celebrating at the pub!(not really) Well I have to do some ironing this afternoon actually.
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Ironing the proper way [^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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No where near! THIS[^] is how to do it!
veni bibi saltavi
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If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing blind drunk!
veni bibi saltavi
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Made any other boob tube hits? 
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Been there done, got burnt!
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glennPattonInThePUB wrote: I have to do some ironing this afternoon actually
So do I...and I work at home!
Gawd I hate ironing. Gotta be done, but it's just so dull...
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I are working from home and for once I am far too busy to do chores. First client goes live Monday and the flame retardant grundies are on stand by.
Red Adair? He had no idea about fire fighting!
veni bibi saltavi
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OK, I'll line this one up for you - what chores?
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: Why am I operating the untested nuclear laser?
Which movie?
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The Expendables
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It's also what you don't want to hear at your local eye laser clinic 
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