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Calm down - the superior alternative is already available: (q.v.)[^]
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You are the devil incarnation... 
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Those burgers on the griddle are veggie burgers.
They are very good!
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...if for no other reason than it'll be there when I need it again, as well as everybody else.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If relevant with their knowledge. I learnt some pretty things about Assembler but since I'm the Assembler man in the team (meaning the only one to know it and the only one crazy enough to actually work on it) it would be pointless technobabbling them.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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...on what it is.
I only share new knowledge with my colleagues if I think it's something that can be useful to them to know! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Why are you telling me that? I don't care!
And where is the joke icon in this forum??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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"You can only keep what you have by giving it away"
"Program testing can be used to show the presence of bugs, but never to show their absence."
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Then why am I so poor and the tax office so rich?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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You have a car, right? You wouldn't of been able to keep it if you didn't give your money away to the tax man as there wouldn't have been any roads to drive on.
"Program testing can be used to show the presence of bugs, but never to show their absence."
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R. Erasmus wrote: there wouldn't have been any roads to drive on
Ah, another cliché. You're good 
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Offroad, who needs roads anyway? 
Paulo Gomes
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.
—Bill Gates
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Especially not us... just give us a pc and we're set.
"Program testing can be used to show the presence of bugs, but never to show their absence."
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Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads Marty.
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