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This is also a great place to store fairy tales like Evolution
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Nurse! NURSE! He's out of bed again!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Now, now... he's allowed out of bed. Its the stopping of medication that's the problem!
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I think it's when he starts self-medicating that the problems really start. 
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The self medication comes straight from the voices from the magical fairly at the bottom of the garden... It's the doctor voices that need to be listened to.
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One of the things I want to do is make PA announcements in supermarkets: "Only you can hear this. Now, what you have to do..."
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"To buy our surplus stock, now on special." It won't work I hear those voice in the spermarket all the time.
But to rig up little speakers that whisper a message in a church. That would be fun
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I was thinking more of "... go immediately to kitchenware in aisle 10, and find the knife section ... I'll explain more when you get there. Hurry!"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Don't forget to send them to the bacon section first. I presume you going to get them to make you a bacon sandwich 
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That's even better than my Zombie Apocalypse! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The troll is gone now, but I predict he will be back in another incarnation to scare us decent folk with his superstitions! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Evolution is a fairy tale, and belongs in the garbage. Perhaps if I DID self medicate, monkeys turning into humans or bananas evolving from rocks would make sense...
Science will make no strong stand, unless its against God's word.
Scientists REFUSE to stand up against the false religion of liberalism, which states that a man can change into a woman and vise versa.
But science will always attack God's word. Why can't scientists stand for the fact that humans are born either male or female, based on chromosomes, as strongly as they will stand against God's word?
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Qqqq4u wrote: Evolution is a fairy tale, and belongs in the garbage. Perhaps if I DID self medicate, monkeys turning into humans or bananas evolving from rocks would make sense...
Science will make no strong stand, unless its against God's word.
Hey Jeezzzuuuusssss's Knob Jockey, got a little song[^] for you.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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DFTT!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Forogar wrote: DFTT!
I know. But the song was just so right for said troll.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Sander Rossel wrote: it's also pretty good for your JavaScript needs.
What I ned in regard to JavaScript is mind bleach. Lots of it.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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...for making updating Windows 10 Enterprise to the why-do-I-really-need-this Anniversary Edition so painful.
(And frankly, all I've seen with AE is an even slower VPN connection dialog that now fails as much as it works. Bonus!)
cheers
Chris Maunder
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If the vpn connection process is failing half of the time - or more... try this:
ipconfig /flushdns
ipconfig /registerdns
ipconfig /release
ipconfig /renew
netsh winsock reset catalog
netsh int ipv4 reset reset.log
netsh int ipv6 reset reset.log
pause
shutdown /r
As well, It's been suggested that the "netsh int ip reset" command fails because of insufficient permissions in the following registry key: HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\Nsi\{eb004a00-9b1a-11d4-9123-0050047759bc}\26
To fix - right-click on key in regedit -> permissions -> tick "full control"
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Thanks, looks super(!) easy. Good to have next time Microsoft decides to "help" me.
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I spent 40 minutes waiting for it to install, then another 10 minutes waiting for it to roll everything back after it failed without a word of explanation - just "Restoring your previous operating system".
Maybe I've had a lucky escape, but it'll probably try again.
And fail again.
Repeatedly.
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Remember when MS used to write operating systems that actually made us smile?
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I must be in a minority. Anniversary edition installed flawlessly and no problems with the VPN.
This space for rent
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Same here, although I don't use VPN. No other issues, not even freezing.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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