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Michael Martin wrote: Back Home From The Gym...
Yeah, I saw that you had started using your gym card[^]... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: Yeah, I saw that you had started using your gym card[^]...
Not quite. Don't eat cake. Started back at the gym October last year. Late May after all was going good I tore a pec muscle. Two weeks ago I went back only to come down with the flu. Back this week and taking it slow due to a right shoulder issue.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Munchies_Matt wrote: Twatter is thattaway->
All I found was Global Warming over there.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I signed up a while back for online (i.e. email not snail mail) billing from a utility company (which shall remain nameless to protect the guilty). It's worth a small discount too.
So this morning I get the email titled "View your [redacted] bill here". The usual guff, way too much HTML, but account number, $ total and due date are findable. There is a button "View bill", so I check that out. Link to https://[them]/viewbill/download?id={100+ chars of what looks like base-64}. OK, click.
Browser opens on a page as follows:
[their logo]
To make sure your bill is secure, and only you can see it, we have secured it with a password.
Please enter your postcode to view your bill. and a textbox and a button "View bill".
Who the elephant do they think they are kidding?
Unbelievable.
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Peter_in_2780 wrote: ...billing from a utility company (which shall remain nameless to protect the guilty).
So, Telstra.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Nope. Not Telstra.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Peter_in_2780 wrote: Please enter your postcode to view your bill.
Do they only service a few postal codes? There are utility companies in the US that service hundreds, possibly more, of postal codes so it would be somewhat secure.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
No begging for food, no sniffing of crotches, and you will not drink from my toilet. This is not your room.
Which movie?
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The Doge[^]
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
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else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Woof! Woof!
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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I think it is from Friends - the episode where Joey and Chandler move in together???? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 12-Aug-16 4:10am.
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V. wrote:
No begging for food, no sniffing of crotches, and you will not drink from my toilet. This is not your room.
Which movie?
See title.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Dumb and Dumber
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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If you have had beans, do not, I emphasize, do not ever use facilities at library or on your floor.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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Pro Tip #2: Soak your beans first and that releases the chemical that causes gas.
Pro Tip #3: Always make your own food (and grow it if possible) so that you actually know what you are eating.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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If you are a fan of [Heinz] Baked Beans then add extra water to the pan and cook them for an excessively long time until the sauce is back to the normal consistency. Same great taste and texture but no gas!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Today is World Elephant Day[^] - so I'll get started:
Elephant, Elephant, Elephant, Elephant, Elephant, Elephanting Elephant, Elephant, Elephanted Elephaning Elephant of a son of an Elephanting sunshine!
Ah, I feel better now - carry on.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Today is World Elephant Day[^] - so I'll get started:
Elephant, Elephant, Elephant, Elephant, Elephant, Elephanting Elephant, Elephant, Elephanted Elephaning Elephant of a son of an Elephanting sunshine!
Ah, I feel better now - carry on.
Funny, I've heard nothing of Maria Sharapova on the news at all.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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What the elephant is that?
What elephanting elephant has elephanting thought of doing an elephanting elephant world day!
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if(this.signature != "")
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MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
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MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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rahul
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WTE?
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Signing up for course on Informatica I came across registration page that looks like this.
https://s9.postimg.org/bpl12xw2n/new_Input.png[^] Now that's a new way to ask for input. You have to click on that arrow icon which opens a popup to do select. https://s10.postimg.org/fabpk2gnd/make_Sure.png[^]
Next option is even scary as it lists 3500 plus informatica customers and you have to select your company from that list.
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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