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Until he tried to invade Japan. The Khan didn't because of a Khami Khaze.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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It was the Typhoon that made the fleet go Khan-boom.
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Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ahhhh...[^]
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Have you been on a trek recently?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I thought we were beyond that?
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You could say that he Khan-cared.
Anything that could possibly go wrong in some moment, will definitely go wrong in the worst possible moment...
In the worst way that could be possible! –Finagle's corollary to Murphy's Law (paraphrased).
modified 21-Nov-20 21:01pm.
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Khan believe this thread is getting so many comments
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If he did, he wasn't very Khan did about it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If he was on the North American continent, they might be singing "Oh Khanada!" at the CP offices.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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How many 'a's in Canadia?
Not as many as there are further south.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I saw a LEGO turing machine video on YouTube a number of years ago. The original (The LEGO Turing Machine - YouTube[^]) has been plagiarized numerous times, but in my opinion, noone has been able to improve on it.
Until now: Mechanical Turing Machine in Wood - YouTube[^]. This is a true beauty! I am not thinking of its computational capabilies, but I never imagined that I would be captivated by the beauty of a Turing machine. Not at the physial level!
This impressive work really deserves to be known, and honred, by both computer and woodworking guys.
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So we now have computers made of brass (Babbage's Difference and Analytical Engines), plastic, silicon, and wood. Any other takers? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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We need: Bacon, Coffee, and Pizza to complete the Computational Engine Set.
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Isn't human are Turing machines made of all these?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Well developers seem to be (with added trace elements1) so it has to be relevant!
1: Like Beer2 and Chocolate3
2: OK, so not so much "trace" as "copious quantities"
3: OK, so for "trace" read "all of the"
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You only need pizza for the GUI, and bacon is only needed for its FAT.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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And coffee for it's scripts?
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Don't forget alcohol for the power. 
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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As usual - easy peasy 
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It seems to be on the increase in the UK
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
modified 10-Aug-16 5:44am.
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It's got to be one of these 
acrophobes
actomyosin
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afterdecks
auxotrophs
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hemoglobin
hypermedia
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watermelon
wheatlands
xenophobia
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xylophones
yohimbines
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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