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I wonder when will Mr. Clinton stop leaving a mark.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Love the square watermelon!  
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BillWoodruff wrote: with apologies to Marc
You better apologize. People might not notice the slight difference in name! 
Marc
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Doh ... oh ... I think it's the subliminal association I have of you with the archetypal Clint Eastwood movie where he rides into some town from the outland to clean out some nest of misery and evil ... to plaintive music. Yep: as in "High Plains Drifter:"
"They didn't know his face - They didn't know his name. But they'd never forget the day he drifted into town."
cheers, Billious
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Meteors![^]
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Nah! That's just the Earth going to Warp Speed.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yah, I must've used the generic APOD link instead of the permalink.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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A Complete List of All the Stuff You Can Anonymously Ship Your Enemies | Observer[^]
Poop anyone?
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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This is gold. +5
/ravi
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I'm surprised them missed out Live Bees[^]
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- The site says that all orders in April/May must be collected.
- Might be a bit of a problem with international deliveries.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I'm sure you can find a similar service locally!
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The prank candle is nice.. Like Amazon selling seeds of made-up plant varieties (after the seeds grow, return interval has passed)
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Back in the early 90s, I had a bunch of people mail a potatoe to my boss. She got over 60 at last count, spread over a period of about a month.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I've got a friend who loves pranks (at other peoples expense), and I contemplated sending him a bag of dicks or an envelope of mayo, but then I discovered that I couldn't be bothered spending that much money on that twat!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The trouble is that they're, by definition, unoriginal.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And I mean that most sincerely.
Got a text this morning about possible fraudulent purchases, called the bank, and there was some $2000 of purchases made this morning on my CC (which I have in hand, wasn't lost.)
Of the list of items, my favorite was "gout cream from UK"
Marc
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That's what you're telling the missus, is it?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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One night I sat down to pay the bills. Noticed my CC limit was -200. Somehow, someone got a hold of the # and went on a shopping spree: air line tickets, their gas bill, paid of an installment loan. I figure it would not be hard to track them down....
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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charlieg wrote: , their gas bill,
Pardon me for asking, but isn't that like a really stupid thing for a crook to do if they don't want to get caught (at least in the USA).
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lol, you would think right? Then again, the banks went on the biggest robbery spree a few years back when they go bailed out, so stupid has no limits.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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charlieg wrote: he banks went on the biggest robbery spree a few years back when they go bailed out, so stupid has no limits.
Yeah - but the real thieves who got away with it:
The local mortgage bankers (main st, not wall st) who made predatory loansThe halting (by the the current administration) of the regulation that would not allow these loans*The banks/investment people got their piece in by packaging these as high quality paper when they were bound to default with the first economic hiccup where loan rates change. Again, the regulators were kept at bay.The bailouts - reminds me of the same type of crap that went on in the 80's, bailing out farmers that overspent on fancy equipment at ridiculous loan rates.
The real culprit is greed. Regardless of one's economic-system-of-choice, if you don't keep a sharp eye out, someone will cheat. By the time they're caught (as in above), the whole may be so deep that a bridge must be built by the rest of us lest we get washed in like a mountainside home during a monsoon.
The real culprit, never mind political rhetoric, is a result enforcing regulations. If either the second or third item, above, had been regulated then the collapse would have been significantly mitigated if not averted. The whole thing, except for it's scale, is nearly exactly what happened with the FSLIC collapse, again, real-estate investment, and again regulators called back, and as usual, the bill is picked up by the taxpayers.
*True that there was a law passed to make loans more available - but nothing in that law said to make loans that couldn't be service by the consumer - they were illegal but unchecked.
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It's always easier when you are spending other peoples' money. You neglected to mention the direct intervention by Congress (Chris Dodd and Barney Frank) blocking any meaningful reform. If you want to be nice to people, do it with your own money.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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