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Bite The Bullet[^]
Twelve chocolates.
One full of Dorset Naga... 
Now, I like chillies. And I like Chocolate. I Even like Chilli and Chocolate. But I have my limits... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Quote: Product not available at the moment.
You should left some for us too...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I quite like chilli chocolate but 1 million Scoville punch is just bloody stupid. How to ruin a a nice treat.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Should be we kind to dentists because they have fillings too?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Groan × ∞
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I hate them. It's like they are torturing you. No hurt fillings. Peace!
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Especially when they look down in the mouth.
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Of course; The poor dentists can only live hand to mouth!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Last one I went really got on my nerves.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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That idea caries little weight.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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When I enter the dentists office I always tell him he better not hurt me because I'm the eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth kind of guy.
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Yes. That's the molar of the story.
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When it comes to dentists, some say NO, I say N2O!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That quip made me laugh. What a gas.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Yeah, N2O is my drill too.
/ravi
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Wow, I'm at a floss for words.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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By gum, I think I need to brush up my skills too.
/ravi
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That would be adding another jewel to your crown.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I think that's a bridge too far.
/ravi
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It's always good to add another skill to your palate.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Good idea. I'm going to sink my teeth into it.
/ravi
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You should engrave that on a plaque.
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I will! Brace yourself...
/ravi
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Brace myself? I don't need to. If I fell on the flouride just get back up again.
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Lucky you! I wish I could brush myself off that easily!
/ravi
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