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...about SPAM!
Dear Sir,
I am in need of help with moving ten tonnes of tinned meat out of my country. Please reply with with bank account details for a one time donation of USD $100 to help.
Thanks.
Nigesh Ramund.
At least it's a new one.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Well he'll be ready for a Z-Apocalypse 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
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MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
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Spam is okay, if thickly covered in black pepper and fried to a crisp. But I'd much rather have Unicorn Meat[^]
Will Rogers never met me.
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like this[^]?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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As I gaze into my spherical object of solid lead-glass, I see the truth...
"Hey, you can make millions out of suckers on the Internet by sending them spam!"
"Really? Damn, I'll give it a go!"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The survey about the quality of CP articles is one of the lowest voted...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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That's ok, I think many of the answers are plagiarised anyway! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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/ravi
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So you mean that the plaiarists completely lack the good decency to only plagiarize good quality code? Inconceivable!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It's because of the missing option.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's not a very good one.
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Some would disagree with you, so we should have a survey, to find out.
We can call it svexit.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Personally, I find the reasoning of the votes to be lacking quality even more 
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Does anybody here ever had to fight like me to extract images from PDF documents that are encoded with DeviceN or Separation scheme ?
I mainly program in C# and VB.NET, but also know C and C++.
Any help ?
I'm quite sure that N != NP.
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Don't ask programming questions here: there is a message at the top of the page explaining that.
Try here: http://www.codeproject.com/Questions/ask.aspx[^] and please give information on exactly what you tried!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
modified 10-Jul-16 3:39am.
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Garfield...[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I am working today... I Love Saturdays!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Me too... That's why left the choice open (...)!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I wish. Helped my gf graph her survey results for her thesis paper. Excel sucks. Ended up writing a simple graph app in C#. Finished (Excel again) merging mailing lists for a pro bono client. Got a framework put together for REST unit tests on a website I'm developing. Now going to work on a paying client project (Beaglebone, C#, Python, etc)
Marc
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Watching UFC 200 down the pub.
First beer of the morning going down better than I thought it would.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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It's 10:20 PM here.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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