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I just got an e-mail from a moron and/or recruiter - Oracle Developer - £0.00 pa
Salaries are just way too high these days 
veni bibi saltavi
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I thought being a moron was an essential skill of being a successful recruiter. 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Maybe they've just familiar with your previous work? 
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He looking for someone who loves developing and does it not for the money. 
Wise strategy...
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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I got an email from a recruiter that said I was a perfect fit for, and I kid you not, a Dentist Receptionist.
Even with random word matches on my CV I still can't figure out how I got on the distribution list!
"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
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Bloody idiots, any fewl knos it is Dental Receptionist
veni bibi saltavi
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Picky picky picky!
"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
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Well using computers to search for patient records / coding complex solutions to store and find said patient records. It's all the same right?
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I got phoned by an agency that specialised in technical positions. The job she wanted me for was a Motor Mechanic. I told her I didn't know anything about cars. She said but your CV says you're an Engineer but you don't know anything about Engines? She then scoffed at me.
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Baahaaa!
"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
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Oh dear gods. I guess she knew a lot about lack of characteristics, lack of knowledge and female dogs.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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You should have tastefully replied:
' . . . and you're supposed to be a recruiter but certainly don't know sh^t about recruiting'
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Maybe they know that getting decent code is like pulling teeth. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Write back:
I'm thinking of my hand, balled to a fist and only one finger is pointing out. Guess which finger.
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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lol, email merge fail. It's like when I get spam email from dating sites:
Dear Username, I saw your profile....
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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At least it doesn't claim to pay "NaN"
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Damn it: xkcd: Gnome Ann[^] - I wish I'd done that as a "Thought of the day"...
:JealousyEatingTheHeartSmiley:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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We're all so happy that Randal beat you to it!
:HappyAsATwoDickedDogDance:
veni bibi saltavi
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[~-|x~] (7) It was a guess from yesterday i just saw, so i changed to
8=o=|=[] (8)
Solution is DATABASE
Hints:
1. We store a lot of stuff here.
2. Organized in rows and columns we find what we need.
3. You ccould use SQL on it.
Bruteforce for OG
1231 (4)
Solved By Pompey!
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
modified 11-Jul-16 2:47am.
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0B 0W
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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1W
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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