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Mark_Wallace wrote: but they forced me to write right-handed
Only one person ever tried that with me, but I politely refused.
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But when you're only five years old, you don't realise that teachers are morons, so you do as they tell you.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Personally, I've always found something sinister about lefties.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Whereas Dexters are serial killers.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's easy to pronounce...uhm...
*tap tap tap*
*Googling cymru pronunciation*
*click*
There you go: How to Pronounce Cymru - YouTube[^] 
I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone; my wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone - Bjarne Stroustrup
The world is going to laugh at you anyway, might as well crack the 1st joke!
My code has no bugs, it runs exactly as it was written.
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MarcusCole092076 wrote: Wales by a whisker Griffsker!!
FTFY.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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The nefarious subliminal messages now saturating media from the goat conspiracy reach a new low here, where they not only violate sheep, that much maligned, and oft-violated species, but also reveal their aspirations to be treated like dogs ! [^].
This wholesale re-write of the history of animal-husbandry and domestication, financed partly by the panjandrums of the mohair industry in cahoots with the Angora tribe, comes complete with the testimonials of paid-for scientists, who are probably are "into" goats because they are satanists.
Shameful, I say. What child was ever lulled gently to sleep by counting goats ? When the sheep-dogs get wind of this, they're not just going to run in circles: no, it's going to be baad.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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But one must be mindful those horns when they hump your leg.
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Indeed: one gets the feeling that Bill might be of the Welsh persuasion... 
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As a Capricorn I have to say it's high time the goat was appreciated for its true value and nobility. Too long have the sheep oppressed with impunity, pulling the wool over human eyes and fleecing farmers while ramming home their insidious messages of hate. The truth cannot be hidden much longer. It is time for a caprine Renaissance! Shame upon all those who deny it!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I agree wholeheartedly!
We should make a stand to defend the noble goat, as he strives to live a humble but fruitful life in this world of greed and avarice!
Capricorns, though, they're cr@p.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I agree we should make a stand for the noble goat, but one with a rotisserie and a charcoal pit.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I must say that Goat Simulator[^] is an excellent waste of time.
:baah: <- I thought the secret for goat sheep was :baah: ??
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: baaaa! : == ![Sheep | [baah]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/sheep.gif)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: == [baah]
I guess I forgot the secret!! 
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Geez, that's beautiful.
Marc
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Well, in 24 hours, anyway. In lovely downtown Chattanooga.
If it's lovely....never been there before.
And I get to annoy all my favorite authors.
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I'm a bit too far to visit, but what kind of convention is it?
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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SF, mainly. LibertyCon 29[^]
And jokingly referred to as "Baen Con", since most of Baen's major authors tend to show up.
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Now I'm envious 
Have Fun! 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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What Con?
Never been to Chattanooga, but have been other places in TN for various reasons (including Whitewater Rafting for Boy Scouts, THAT was FUN!).
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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