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I am sorry to report that I know first hand I won't be working on a time travel device. Ever.
What a disappointment!
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Bogus. What else did you see?
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Well.. it was not so clear at the time.. but I might be, one day, partaking in a SkyNet like event, though  
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Are you sure you alrady haven't?
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Maybe you should try not to make one?
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Didn't I tell you tomorrow what you were doing was futile? 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Well.. Will I work on it, I would know!
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Super Lloyd from the year 2029 told you this?
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Indeed Pete!
Or, to be more accurate, he didn't told me! Which is proof enough at that stage!
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Ah, you're basing your observation on something known as "The Pete Made This Up Paradox". Specifically, you're making the mistake of thinking your future self likes you enough not to want to mess with your mind. When you think about how many things you put off for your future self to deal with, are you surprised future self has it in for you?
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A fair point here Pete, indeed... 
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I came back to tell you this secret and you spilled it. 
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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This post is 100 years old !! 
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Super Lloyd wrote: I am sorry to report that I know first hand I won't be working on a time travel device. Ever.
But in an alternate universe, you did.
Marc
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Mm... how do YOU know?!
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My cat leapt a mile in the air, the other day, when a cucumber dropped out of a shopping bag.
Apparently, he's not the only one![^]
[edit] I forgot to mention that it's a video, so you might want to mute sound before opening it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
modified 29-Jun-16 17:06pm.
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Man, that's and old prank played on cats. Just like that other one where they put tape from the head to the tail (just search for "cat + tape" on youtube, you will see).
If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right - Henry Ford
Emmanuel Medina Lopez
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I'm not a bondage freak, but my missus likes cucumbers.
... Hold on...
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Don't they all?? < cackle! /> < cackle! /> 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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I like the one where you duct tape the cat's tail to a ceiling fan, myself...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Maybe they think it's a snake?! 
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Yes it is a well recorded thing. It a natural reflex action they developed to anything snake shaped.
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I am so going to have to try that!
I'll report results back soon. 
Marc
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We've got this shared file that we add shopping items to, so I've set up a script that adds "cucumbers" if it's not already on the list.
Whatever you do, don't tell the Dutch equivalent of the RSPCA (NSPCA, leftpond?)
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