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It's all the 10's! Look what was posted ten threads[^] before your post. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Apologies! 
/ravi
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I'm sure this won't be the last time that story gets posted. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: Microsoft has agreed to pay a Californian woman $10,000 (£7,500) after an automatic Windows 10 update left her computer unusable.
What!?! All I got was this crazy Microsoft (former) CEO dancing on my front lawn!!!
steve ballmer developers, developers, developers - Google Search[^]
It's official. The meme has gone viral.
Edit
Whew...tough crowd.
modified 28-Jun-16 9:32am.
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Google is no stranger to hardware releases, with the Nexus range of phones and tablets proving quite the hit with consumers. But a new report has claimed Google is ready to cut out the middleman and release its own phone handset. It worked out so well for Microsoft
Yes, it worked out for that "other" phone company, but it was never a software company switching to hardware.
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Exactly. Now if only that hardware company could complete the transition to being an actual software company.
Except the Operations Guys and Accountants now run it, so that horse has bolted...
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Execution matters too. Google executes way better than Microsoft.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Artificial intelligence (AI) developed by a University of Cincinnati doctoral graduate was recently assessed by subject-matter expert and retired United States Air Force Colonel Gene Lee - who holds extensive aerial combat experience as an instructor and Air Battle Manager with considerable fighter aircraft expertise - in a high-fidelity air combat simulator. "Now, you gotta promise me you're not gonna kill anyone, right?"
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Any chance we can get this to manage our shambles of a football team after Hodgson's sacked tomorrow?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Slightly incorrect, I believe they have joint managers of which one is a dentist. The the other [Lars Lagerback] is very much an experienced international manager.
Still, it's not exactly the best time to be English 
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The new map, which activates this week for all users of Google Maps and Google Earth, consists of orbital imagery that is newer, more detailed, and of higher contrast than the previous version. There you go: print it out for your vacation planning
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The life of a developer would be pretty much nothing but rainbows and unicorns if all we did was add new code to code bases. There be dragons
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Just like car becoming a used car the minute you drive it off the lot, new code becomes legacy code the minute you hit "build."
Marc
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In my experience, code becomes legacy the second you don't feel confident enough to just delete (and rewrite) it.
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All code written by someone else is legacy code. All code I wrote yesterday is legacy code.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Especially including unit tests!
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I use a legacy process. I write legacy code every day. I'll write more legacy code tomorrow. And I'll like it! 
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LDD (Legacy Driven Development) 
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legacy code really translates to “code you’re afraid to touch.” That's a great definition!
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Future chocolate could have 10-20 percent less fat. "Too like the lightning, which doth cease to be ere one can say "It lightens.""
Of course, giving me a jolt makes me flow as well
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Google CEO Sundar Pichai has become the latest tech executive to have a social media account hacked, and the group responsible says more targets will follow.
On Sunday, a group of hackers calling themselves OurMine briefly took over Pichai’s account on Quora, a question-and-answer site. Watch out Satya Nadella...
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Which reminds me of: Have there ever been any attacks on CodeProject? @chris-maunder? @sean-ewington? Any good stories you want to share? 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I don't think there's such a thing as a "Good Attack Story". At least not from the perspective of the attackee.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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