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Congratulations! ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
You are now chief security officer for hamsters at CP. You must go to LinkedIn and brag about your new job.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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Well done!
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My 1st Dan was when I was five. What a fine comic the Dandy was. Cow pie, anyone?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Congratulations!
Do you get to call people 'grasshopper' now?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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V. wrote: In our club the custom is that you become sensei when reaching 1st dan
Atcherley, you become a sensei when you teach someone something, because all it means is "teacher". The word has no special or mystical meaning; it's what every Japanese schoolkid uses to talk to their teachers.
And what's it in? Because if it's a variant of ShouLin fighting or gong fu (which a minority calls "kung-fu"), then it's Chinese, anyway, so "sensei" is entirely inappropriate.
Congrats all the same.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Jiu-Jitsu finds its origins in chinese temple boxing and moved to japan afterwards. Most influences are from the japanese 
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I'd avoid making such statements in China, if I were you.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Congratulations Sensei!
I recently got my 1st dan in Okinawan Kenpo karate. The testing wasn't nearly as grueling as yours sounds though. A group of us tested in the space of 3 hours. But there was a lot of training and stressing out leading up to it 
We call black belts Sensei as well. The reasoning behind this is that once you have achieved black belt status, you are essentially a teacher even if you don't formally teach. Every other kyu rank student looks up to you and learns from you. A bit of a daunting thought, if you ask me!
Are you planning on going for 2nd dan?
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We already teach under the form of "sempai" (seniors) So I have some experience .
2nd dan, probably, but not right away
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Movie Quote Of The Day
In the light of news soon to follow
Him: You should know, I'm a black belt.
He: But of course you are dear.
Which movie?
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James Bond - You Only Live Twice... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The failed Brexit society.
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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The Black Deer
Find More .Net development tips at : .NET Tips
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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Broke(n) Back Mountain?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Ἡρακλῆς Ἀχιλλεύς Ὀδυσσεύς Περσεύς Θησεύς Δαίδαλος Θησεύς Νάρκισσος Ἀχιλλεύς (9)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Good one! A welcome change!
(I'll wait a little time...)
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Αν το ξέρετε, να το λύσει. Μην επιτρέψτε μου να το κάνω και πάλι! 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Αυτό είναι τόσο εύκολο
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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απλά περιμένετε λίγο
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Gibberish
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You worked so hard...
1W
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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It's just a myth that I worked hard 
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Beware! I may declare you winner for that!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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 nothing happening here
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