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My favorite so far. So delightfully un-PC. Kudos, sir!
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Now I wonder what they make cusstard of 
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Due to the heathen Swedish midsummer night's festivities, of Dionysian proportions, this week Friday happens on a Wednesday!
What I have been wondering is: If Britain leaves the EU will I have to declare all my objects explicitly again?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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According to the Remain campaign, you won't have time: Europe will be embroiled in World War 3 by Christmas if we leave! 
All we've had for weeks is doom, gloom, and scare tactics from both sides... 
I'm going to be glad when it's over, whichever way it goes.
[edit]
In case you think I'm joking: 'Brexit' could trigger World War Three, warns David Cameron - Mirror Online[^]
[/edit]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So all my objecs will be deleted. And I will be left sitting with a bunch of invalid pointers.  Where is garbage collection when you need it!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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megaadam wrote: Where is garbage collection when you need it!
Trying to garbage collect politicians will consume all your system resources.
Marc
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I can imagine how the log of that would look like.
> Beginning Garbage Collection
> Discovered: politician object discovered
> Attempting to collect
> Error! Collection failed. Corrupt politician
> Attempting to quarantine corruption
> Quarantine failed.
> Political process has been irrevocably damaged due to corruption
> Terminate political process? yes/no
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Foothill wrote: Terminate political process? yes/no
YES!
Marc
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megaadam wrote: Where is garbage collection when you need it!
They come once a fortnight, if you're lucky. 
And the "leave" campaign will probably try to find some way to blame that on the EU.
Or immigrants.
Or both.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Your classes must now be in the UKIP namespace to work.
I'd rather be phishing!
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megaadam wrote: If Britain leaves the EU will I have to declare all my objects explicitly again?
Are all the objects in your borderline personality from the Schengen Zone ?
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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I am always in The Zone when programming!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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megaadam wrote: Due to the heathen Swedish midsummer night's festivities, of Dionysian proportions
Dionysian proportions seems a bit inappropriate for a Swedish midsummer night... It's the wrong pantheon entirely! 
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Sander Rossel wrote: It's the wrong pantheon entirely!
Wrong time of year too. Should be the Spring Equinox!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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12134567 (8)
Clue 1: Along the same lines as yesterday
Clue 2: They normally create the answer to yesterdays clue
Clue 3: It's an anagram of say minds
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
modified 22-Jun-16 7:16am.
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Isn't it 8 letters long?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Yes sorry fixed now 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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TOTALIST
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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3w,1b
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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ELEPHANT
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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TUTORIAL
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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PAPERBOY
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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