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Microsoft is hurtling toward the consumer release of its big Windows 10 Anniversary Update with the latest beta build for its operating system that launched on Tuesday. "Get out of the water!"
{Insert the cello music from Jaws here}
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Design patterns can be our best ally when used correctly. However, when used in the wrong place, they can do more harm than good. There are more interesting things to obsess over
Like tabs vs. spaces.
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Simple Programmer wrote: Design patterns can be our best ally when used correctly. However, when used in the wrong place, they can do more harm than good. It’s imperative that we learn how to use them correctly.
I think that's also true for scissors, screwdrivers, toothbrushes, shaving foam and garlic.
/ravi
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...and suppositories,condoms, asthma inhalors, toilet paper....
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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While these two browsers won’t be directly blocked from using Team Services, they’ll be likely to run into serious issues when trying to use the service. Your browser must be this new to check in
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Quote: While this shouldn’t be such a massive issue for most on account of the long time that IE11 and Microsoft Edge have been out there, it’s still a shame that people are being shoved out of their browser of choice.
You know what's even more of a shame? That anyone is still using IE9/10 at all. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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You use what you can. Many places don't allow different browsers or updates.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Diagnosis confirmed.
I must develop with VS6. That is my reaction usually (mitigated when I try VS 2012 and 2015 on a side machine and find them so terrible and unusable that I thank for not having to use them. Possibly more than 2 GB of RAM would ease the usability but hey, those are the instruments the Company gives me...)
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Android co-founder Andy Rubin has spoken about how he sees artificial intelligence (AI) and quantum computing transforming the future of technology. "All shall love me and despair!"
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There's no better way to express mock sympathy than by playing the "world's smallest violin," but the sad song you mime can now actually be heard. My office will not be complete until I have one
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World Health Organization reviews the data and reverses an old warning. Drink up before they change their minds again
Just not too hot, OK?
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WHO are they to tell us what to do!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Good, with all the coffee I drink I'm on the way to immortality.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Damnit, I was hoping my end would be caused by something I enjoy.
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Recent Intel x86 processors implement a secret, powerful control mechanism that runs on a separate chip that no one is allowed to audit or examine. When these are eventually compromised, they'll expose all affected systems to nearly unkillable, undetectable rootkit attacks. Hardware recursion?
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Wanted: processor for the paranoid.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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We are excited to announce that since then we’ve released a new version of the desktop app converter, adding support for great new features and fixing several issues to provide a more stable environment. Because management might ask for this sooner or later
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But why?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Aha! That makes it clear.
...as clear as mud! 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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By the end of the migration its a fully universal app that should be able to run anywhere (ie on WP10 or your XBone).
For most apps I suspect the stopping point would be better integrating with the w10 start menu. (ie not looking like puke if a user tries pinning it as a tile.)
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Another day, another zero-day vulnerability discovered in Flash - one that’s actively being exploited in the wild. The company hasn’t yet released a patch but it’s promising to do so this week. Just confirming that we're still living in the real world. They didn't switch us out to a simulation.
Unless the simulation is running in Flash?!
I'll be in the corner if anyone needs me.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Just confirming that we're still living in the real world.
I thought the world around us was the Matrix. Isn't it Morpheus ?
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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In a lovely demonstration of light's quantum effects, physicists in the UK have just mixed a molecule with light at room temperature for the first time ever. So.... they left something on the window ledge?
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