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The pinned thread, despite its title, doesn't actually let you post any rules.
That needs to be fixed.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You must be terribly booooorrrrred 
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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First rule of posting rules for the Lounge is you don't post rules for the Lounge.
Ok, I am outta here.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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The Rules
1. The FEMALE always makes The Rules.
2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No MALE can possibly know all The Rules.
4. If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.
5. The FEMALE is never wrong.
6. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.
7. If Rule 6 applies, the MALE must apologize IMMEDIATELY for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.
9. The MALE must NEVER change his mind without the expressed written consent of the FEMALE.
10. The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The FEMALE must under no circumstances let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The MALE is expected to mind read at all times.
14. The MALE who doesn't abide by The Rules; can’t take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.
16. If the FEMALE has PMS, all The Rules are null and void.
17. The FEMALE is ready when she is ready.
18. The MALE must be ready at all times.
Alcohol. The cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
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Replace female with Trump, and male with everyone else 
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Going by the venting I get the feeling you're under the thumb and feeling picked on. Did you get permission to post that
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Not really.
I first found it years ago in Fremantle, WA.
The funny thing is that both men and women agree that it is true 
Alcohol. The cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
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I would agree with this if you change FEMALE to BOSS and MALE to PEON.
"...JavaScript could teach Dyson how to suck." -- Nagy Vilmos
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Seconded!
Voting?
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Rules make me SoMad 
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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and no rules will make you SoSad? 
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And after this amount of years you post a suggestion in The Lounge? You should definitely use the right forum... 
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Guilty as charged.
Have a 5 as a bribe to keep it between you and me.
Can I haz codz, now?
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And "Last Updated __ mins ago" is missing. What a discrimination!. 
As we (most ppl) do new types of mischief, the rules get updated right there, live! 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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You are easily confused. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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No, I'm Mark.
You must be replying to the wrong thread.
We need rules for that.
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I told him NewEgg had a memorial day sale going on.
And he asked me what I was looking at and I told him memory and that I had thought about upgrading my 16GB to 32GB.
So he wanders off and a couple of minutes later he comes back and throws 2 *GB sticks in my lap and say happy birthday dad.
Awesome!
And he leaves for USMC OCS Sunday for 10 weeks, sure gonna miss him.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Sounds like you raised him right.
Jeremy Falcon
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Yeah I'm very proud of him.
When he;s done with the 10 weeks he'll return to college and get his BS then go into the service next year when he's done.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Sounds cool man. 
Jeremy Falcon
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Give me a call any time you feel like swapping kids.
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I got 2 grand kids on Ritalin I can let go cheap!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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I'm sure we can come to an arrangement if they come with storerooms of excess computer equipment.
I'll just upgrade 'em to Temazepam.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: excess computer equipment.
Might have a 1200 baud modem?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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