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Only if you normally take selfies by pressing ALT+PRNTSCRN...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Only if you normally take selfies by pressing ALT+PRNTSCRN...
Perhaps OP is an AI bot? 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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So a selfie would be a core dump? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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At least you don't have to pout.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Duckface software! Noooooo......
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Looks like a duck, programs like a duck, so it most likely is a duck. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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You have to wash first, then someone has to take a picture of you napping on the couch.
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... Because a) the guy in charge of our department promised delivery without consulting me about how long it would take, b) requirements were still changing at 7pm when I left for the day, and c) I didn't get a good chunk of the source data until about 4pm (four hours later than promised).
To top it off, he came into the office at 6:45 and said that it's actually okay if we don't deliver today.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
To top it off, he came into the office at 6:45 and said that it's actually okay if we don't deliver today.
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You get used to them.....everyday my day is a minimum of 13 hrs. I start at 6am and the earliest I finish is 7pm but usually closer to 8pm. At least after 3 weeks of them, I get 3 weeks off, which kind of makes it all worthwhile!
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: it's actually okay
All is well that ends well !
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I am sure they don't know about your .45 ACP.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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Oh, he knows. He's an Army Captain that doesn't think civilians should be allowed to own guns. We've had words.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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A member of the military not supporting the constitution? Whatever happened to the "I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States"? He should be shot - by a civilian.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: We've had words.
I presume he is more quiet now that you have proved him you can shoot his kneecap from 150 feet away.
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I hate those days, with the typical outcome of a large pizza into my gullet.
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...and d) you left the gun at home...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I get paid by the hour (insert obligatory "that's what she said") so if I work more than 8 hours, and I'm up to it, my bank account doesn't complain. For me, working long hours is great, every now and then. I don't think I would want to do it day in and day out, though.
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I'll get comp time. By the time next Friday comes around, I'll have more than a day of it.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I'll get comp time.
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Well, this may relieve your stress so that you can sleep better:
If you're a salaried employee you don't have to be paid for the extra time!
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Do you want all of the locations, or...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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For the chess and javascript enthusiasts...
Test Drive - Chess[^]
I got interesting results. Of the 4 times I ran this, the non-optimized won 3 times (and the fourth was a tie).
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Ran it just once, non-optimized won. That's weird.
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