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I, Frankenstein
(That was easy)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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The Banker
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Dumbo!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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All the President's Men? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I'll ignore the typing error, so yet it is  .
Did you look that up?
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Nope..I just saw that movie once again last night ..and hence I remember...
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in that case the upvote is yours...
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Hey Thanks for the upvote....
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It is said that past 2 A.M. is the time when only bad decisions happen. But this is interesting. 
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RUs123 wrote: It is said that past 2 A.M. is the time when only bad decisions happen.
Couldn't agree more. From then until midnight!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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So you've got about two hours a day, when good decisions happen? 
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Article wrote: These pixels are programmed with physics algorithms that imitate materials such as sand, rubber and water
I don't know about the sand but let the porn industry get hold of this and the tech will mature really quickly, possibly mature is the wrong word there.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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"Enlarged" perhaps????
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Yeah dial in the amount of cushion an pushin… I think you're on to something. 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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That's something I've waited a lifetime to know; thanks.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Ahhh, the beautiful miracles of the deep sea... They're somewhere else 
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And as a smoothie for the busy dad, you just skip everything but the whisky... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 11-May-16 6:11am.
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Code Offsets - Version 2.0 - The Daily WTF[^]
I can think of a few people here that need some of these.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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... been following Dancing With The Stars (and I know you haven't) and you don't know who Nyle Di Marco is (and I know you don't) live a little dangerously, watch last night's Paso[^], and see if you can tell what it is that makes the whole thing extra amazing. The answer's here[^], totally!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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