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Nah I caught the sarcasm I was just clinching the deal.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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Let’s dive into the most interesting results from the O’Reilly 2016 Salary Survey. "Some people say it's folly, but I'd rather have the lolly"
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For the second year running, Google has released its annual report on the state of Android security, and like last year, there are some arresting headline figures. So ignore all those reports of Android vulnerabilities, OK?
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Intel is laying off 12,000 employees, or about 11 percent of its global workforce, the company said in a statement today. "Good enough" computers deemed bad for Intel's health
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Occasionally, some customers will run into issues with deploying the .NET Framework or its updates that cannot be fixed from within the setup itself. For such cases, the .NET Framework Repair Tool can help with detecting and fixing some of the common causes of install failures. Because 'xcopy deployment' only works on stage
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You’ve got to admire Google’s honesty. Right now, the company’s own safe browsing tool is flagging “google.com” as partially dangerous. It's a plot by the Bing team
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A team of researchers has recorded the brain activity of 50 people wearing an electroencephalogram headset while they looked at a series of 500 images designed specifically to elicit unique responses from person to person, for instance, a slice of pizza, a boat, Anne Hathaway, the word 'conundrum.' They found that participants' brains reacted differently to each image, enough that a computer system was able to identify each volunteer's 'brainprint' with 100 percent accuracy. So you don't just think you're a unique snowflake, your thinking is a unique snowflake
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ComScore, an online measurement specialist, has released new data that shows that less users are using desktop devices to access the Internet and are instead browsing on their smartphones and tablets. Yeah, things haven't been very Politically Correct lately
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How shocking!
What might they find next time? The average Internet access speed steadily increasing? Lumia market share plummeting?
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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A recent DZone post lamented how logging hours makes the author “die a little inside each time”. I used to feel the same way. Then I grew up and got over it. "Are you going to go ahead and have those TPS reports for us this afternoon?"
It seems somewhat appropriate to have these two next to one another
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There needs to be an equivalent to the DevOps movement but dedicated to reducing the cost and manual overheads involved in managing developers - I shall call it "ManOps"...
The sharp-eyed may mention there is no "Dev" component. This is by design 
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Alex St. John believes game development employees are "wage-slaves" who have "embraced a culture of victimology." "Once a man has tasted freedom he will never be content to be a slave."
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Poor boosses, evil employees do not want to spend their life producing unpaid work no more!
What has the world become!
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A security update at BT Internet backfired on Tuesday — redirecting many customers' emails to a random inbox belonging to someone called Steve. Not a good day to start trying Inbox Zero
or: Sucks to be Steve
or-or: Almost as much email as I get from LinkedIn
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Several days ago, I was gazing at the Universal Install Script comic by Randall Munroe, wondering if he may not have solved all the world’s problems, save for the usual famine, war, poverty, education, corruption, and so on. Because you knew someone would try it (and of course it sort of works)
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A sign of the insanity that is Linux.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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NERC chief has final say and faces dilemma between credibility of the organisation and burden of public opinion Long may she sail
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Boaty McBoatface may not be name of new polar research vessel | Environment | The Guardian[^]
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Yeah, there is a negative chance of them going with it, but a boy can dream, can't he? 
"David Attenborough" would be a great name though.
TTFN - Kent
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You're such a Dreamer[^]!
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I read that (the second time) as Bobby McFerrin. Also a good name for a ferry boat. Don't worry, be happy!
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This is all that's good about the British sense of humour.
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New evidence shows that dinosaurs were dying out 24 million years before bolide impact. It *was* the butler, after all!
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