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Nelek wrote: cementery
I like that, a conjugation of the two words "cement" and "cemetery". Gives new meaning to the mob phrase "I'll give you some cement shoes!"
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I hope they improve C# before they kill VB.NET 
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Don't they flipflop on "different languages, different features" and "same runtime, same core library, must converge the rest of the language" every couple of years. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Parts of the law governing national security requests have been declared unconstitutional by previous courts. "Then as of this moment, they're on double secret probation!"
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Since our initial launch one year ago, 2 million developers have installed VS Code. Today, we’re excited to report that more than 500,000 developers actively use VS Code each month. They grow up so fast, don't they?
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Kite wants to change this by connecting text editors to the Internet and pulling in data from GitHub, language manuals and other sources. Save time with "need codez plz"
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Save time with "need codez plz"
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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Simply.F*ckin.Amazing.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Tape backup is old fashioned, I know. 
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Oops!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Only a moron or rookie (synonymous right?) would do this. He should get out of tech immediately if for no other reason than not maintaining bare metal restore image backups which would make his mistake much ado about nothing, much less misusing rm. Unbelievable.
Kids today. And their delusions of grandeur.
We're so dead.
Host your own stuff in your own facility btw.
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Is that the Halt and Catch Fire command on unix?
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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He reached the state of Zen... See signature !!!
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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And the backups too, job well done! 
Thanks to Ubuntu on Windows, on can dream of doing it on Windows too!
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Message Removed
-- modified 15-Apr-16 1:44am.
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We are all open sourcerors now. While open source used to be a cabal of early adopters, today's world is awash in open source code, written by...everyone. Did someone copy my Subversion repository to the internet again?
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Today's open sourcer is tomorrow's open maintenance sourcer.
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Because they backup on the cloud.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
If a coffee bean is between the Earth and the Sun, is it a Java Eclipse? -- Sascha Lefèvre
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The number of attacks that exploited previously unknown software vulnerabilities more than doubled in 2015 as hackers raced against security defenders to find effective ways to infect end users with malware, according to a recently released report. I thought getting rid of Flash would solve all this mess?
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The human brain can still outperform our best algorithms for a variety of tasks. "Talking 'bout you and me, and the games people play"
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For most business websites and applications, reliability is something that’s handled a bit by the developers, a bit by Q/A, and a bit by operations. At Google, however, reliability is a way of life—at least, it is for the company’s site reliability engineers (SREs). "You better run all day, and run all night."
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PowerShell, a scripting language inherent to Microsoft operating systems, is largely used to launch cyber-attacks, a new report suggests. I knew there had to be someone who liked it
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lol some friends and I got in trouble a few months back for some Powershell and Batch AD (Active Directory) hacks we did 
i cri evry tiem
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