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...you certainly will now[^].
Or, for our 'Mercan cousins, this[^].
Just think - someone is making a living out of this.  
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Lovely spam[^]! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Grilled Spam on toast! Yummy! I, for one, certainly don't hate it.
Spam, I'm sure, is not the healthiest food. It's not prime steak. It's not Vegan (in any way, thank goodness)! However, it is, when you are in the right mood, delicious!
Note: It is one of the few foods where the 'mercan version doesn't seem to be any different from the British.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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My hate wasn't for the Spam - just for whoever built the website. My brain actually tried to disconnect itself from the optic nerve, in order to relieve the pain.
Try a really fresh baguette, sliced down the longitudinal centre line, filled with thick sliced spam with lots of Branston pickle. 
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Branston Pickle was made for spam sandwiches! Yummy, yummy!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Spam could be made from hospital waste for all u know
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Well, yes - but spam is classy stuff, you know - it would definitely be from a private ward.
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At least Spam's marketing team have a clear sense of humour.
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Take your daughter to work day...[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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"That's why I don't take my daughter to..." 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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'What have you done with those plans? Gary here never sees his daughter because of people like you!'
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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SFW?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I think so, at least if you are allowed to use Youtube.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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The Circus [^] is Coming to Town in November! There will now be three rings!
(just a heads up so you can plan your entertainment schedule accordingly)
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Three? Trump's clearly going to win the nomination. He wouldn't have changed his stance otherwise. So unless Cruz is going to stand as an independent I can't see how that's going to happen at all.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Why do you expect any kind of rational behavior from any of that lot?
Hasn't been any, so far. Why mess with a formula for success?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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This belongs in the Soapbox - see rule 4[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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The original plan (hence three rings) was to try and keep it non-partisan. The idea of it being called a circus was well established world-wide (per the world-wide news I watch). So - I just extrapolated.
However,
Judging by the early returns (alas, pun intended) - I really should have know better.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Earlier this week, it was pointed out that 'Rule 4' is a 'guideline' and hence can be ignored at will.
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By someone who wanted to justify ignoring the rules.
I don't think we believed him.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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In the UK, it's the IPCC. Why do you ask? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I mistakenly though others would think as I did - not the political nature but the insane comic nature.
If I can give any meager excuse, it's that we all sometimes focus a bit to narrowly on a line of thought while forgetting that it's only in our own head that the associations are made.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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They all dropped support for each other - Cruz actually being the first to do so. Though it universally reported that 'Trump drops support'
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