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Exactly -- but look on the bright side: they've "fixed" the desktop, the Start menu, toolbars, and menus.
They've done such a good job of that that no-one cares about the uselessness of tables, numbered headings, styles, and master documents in Word, scrolling, equation editing, etc, in Excel, or any of the gazillion things wrong with the OS that haven't been fixed since Win 3 onward.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Maybe they implemented their suggestion inbox as a stack, rather than a queue!
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I think it's a heap: as in "heap of trash"! 
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Or maybe they had a hard time accessing the bug list, because someone finally fulfilled so many people's dream of ramming the bluddy thing up their @rse.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's going to give him a surprise - he hasn't logged in since 2009...
Gets my 5 anyway - I was a DOS beta tester and they never fixed any of those either... 
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Good days, the DOS days -- they were nerds, we were nerds (and God knows there are bugs of my own that I never got around to fixing, so I could forgive fellow nerds).
Nowadays, they're nothing like us, and they don't give a toss what we (and people in other professions) need. I dread to think what it's like to work in their head office.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And I thought 15 months for a response from Crystal Reports support was pretty pathetic. Oh wait mine was a SUPPORT request not a change suggestion.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Once, it took two years for Microsoft to notice a bug I spotted on GDI+ that I reported via connect.
They acknowledged bug, but said weren't going to fix it for the same old reasons.
Go figure, it makes no sense to have the tools to report stuff if they are worth nothing.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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Like a shooting star[^]
Sometimes, they just get it soooo right!
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Haha! Poor silverlight...
Er, I can't think of a funny signature right now.
How about a good fart to break the silence?
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Poor buggers who spent months building up skills with it, more like.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Clickety here[^]
I can't believe this is actually true...
And that it has 18 votes at the time of writing...
Φευ! Εδόμεθα υπό ρηννοσχήμων λύκων!
(Alas! We're devoured by lamb-guised wolves!)
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I didn't know Leslie is form the US...Looked to more an European type...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Apparently, it's ok if the dead commit voting fraud...
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Shirley you know he's from Canadia!
veni bibi saltavi
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Canadia is in Europe according to 'Muricans, isn't it?
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Canadia may be, but Canada is just north of here.
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Nah...Canadia is where the Canadians come from, eh?
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Wow - the petitions on that site really make you appreciate the representative aspect of representative democracy...
..also no petition to rename Airforce 1 as "Planey McPlaneface"?
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With that rate it will have the required signs in less then a hundred years...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Only 18! 
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Does this include getting rid of TypeScript and Kotlin?
i cri evry tiem
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