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Because I know something you don't know.
And what is that?
I... am not left-handed.
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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...but my kindergarten teachers duct taped my left hand to my chair and forced me to use my right hand, as they did with all left handed kids.
About two years after I left there, a kid told his mom what happened and she alerted the police. The two teachers were arrested and charged with child abuse, among other things. Neither of them can legally teach anymore.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Really bad story. I am also left-handed but was forced in school to write with the right hand.
So looks all my writings ever somehow crappy 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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I write right handed.
Golf I play just right handed, but cricket I sometimes switch round.
Tennis, Badminton and Squash I normally serve right handed [but sometimes left], however I am 'too lazy' to play backhands so I just swap racket hands; I can't play double-handed in tennis.
Eating I am totally screwed. I can use a fork or spoon either way but I cannot cut with my right hand. My children sometimes lay the table back to front for me to help, but I end up swapping knife and fork when I pick them up and getting all confused again. 
veni bibi saltavi
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I now have two mice at work, a trackball for my left and a mouse for my right, I'm trying to use the trackball most of the time to stop the heel of my right hand hurting. I use a laptop touchpad with my left and always have.
I type better with both hands, obviously, but each hand can go it alone if it needs to, there are more words that can be typed with the left.
I write with my left, but use a hammer, kettle, darts, and bowling ball with my right. If I bowl with my left, my left knee doesn't understand and gets in the way.
You don't have to be mad to live here [UK], but it helps.
modified 16-Mar-16 11:26am.
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I write left-handed, mouse with my right hand, and eat with my knife in the right hand. Does this make me ambidextrous or confused?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Write (you know with pen or pencil and paper) with left but all physical actions with right (throw, hammer, mouse, w*nk  ) right.
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I don't know if you are confused, but I sure am...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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After more than 20 years of operating the mouse with my right hand, have started using my left hand for this. Initially difficult, but steadily progressing.
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the right hand keeps the cat off the keyboard!
<sig notetoself="think of a better signature">
<first>Jim</first> <last>Meadors</last>
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Right-handed people are more skillful with their right hands when performing tasks. Studies suggest that 87–92% of the world population is right-handed. Left-handedness is less common than right-handedness. Left-handed people are more skillful with their left hands when performing tasks
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The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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Thank you, captain obvious. 
Studies also suggest that 77% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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There are certain things I'm doing with right, like writing (with pen); others with both, like writing (on keyboard) and eating, and drawing; a few i'm doing with left, like driving...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I use just three fingers, left hand, maximum, my index finger,and the third finger, for all the keys, thumb for the space bar. Right hand on the right shift, for Enter, Shift, CTRL, ALT, and backspace. I never thought anyone would type with the right hand, turns out there are around 70% who use right hand to code!
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My left hand occasionally hits TAB, SPACE, SHIFT, CTRL, or A -- that's about it. Everything else is right-hand. Oh, and I use the left to dial the phone.
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I always use the mouse with my left hand. That means I can type either with both or just my right hand; it's usually both. Whichever it is, typing is just a one finger operation for me.
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Interesting to know that being right handed and using left hand for mouse 
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I just found that was the most productive way to do it. It was so disruptive to just use the right hand.
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Same here: Right handed, but using he mouse with the left hand for productivity reasons.
I have even managed to convince 5-6 other people of the benefits of this approach.
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I am right handed, but I also taught myself to use a mouse with my left. I switched several years ago because it was more convenient for some games. I have since switched back over and started to use the mouse with the right again. Many of the newer games default the movement keys to WASD instead of the arrow keys. I have found this to be a good compromise because I preferred using my right hand for mousing for everything else besides games.
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I too am right handed but a left handed mouse user with the buttons swapped so the right button is the primary click. Drives people nuts when they try to use my machine.
My dad is left handed and left mouse user but doesn't swap the buttons. Screws me up when I try to use his machine.
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For some reason I didn't bother to swap the buttons round. Probably because I never even thought about it. It's been so long now.
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I write left.. Most things I first picked up in a right-handed fashion I will continue to use right handed (mouse), though due to the layout of my desk I've switched to lefthanded mouse (I don't invert buttons though, I switch back to righthanded sometimes).
So I play darts.. that's left handed.. ditto for billiards.. However, bowling is right handed... and I usually win arm wrestles on my right as well... go figure!
When I'm wrenching, using power tools, etc, I'm pretty ambidextrous.. I'm just not ambidextrous in enough things to consider myself such.
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Good heavens!! You must have a hell of a job making up your mind about anything.
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It's pretty simple actually.. anything overhand is left, underhand is right 
Don't know why I'm wired that way.. Man upstairs must have had a little much mead when he wired me
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