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MT_7-Mar-16 21:27

7-Mar-16 21:27

like Illuminati ! Then I am better in this "normal" lounge Poke tongue | ;-P

Thanks,
Milind

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter7-Mar-16 21:20

7-Mar-16 21:20

Check the clock!!! It is too early to call it even 'today'...

Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

dan!sh 7-Mar-16 21:24

dan!sh

7-Mar-16 21:24

So am I living in yesterday or tomorrow?

"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[^]

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter7-Mar-16 21:31

7-Mar-16 21:31

You are not living nowhere Big Grin | :-D

Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

dan!sh 7-Mar-16 21:39

dan!sh

7-Mar-16 21:39

I am living everywhere! Never thought anyone would figure this one out.

"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[^]

MT_7-Mar-16 21:25

7-Mar-16 21:25

Perception my friend. For us, it's half day gone Poke tongue | ;-P

Thanks,
Milind

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter7-Mar-16 21:31

7-Mar-16 21:31

But that half belongs to yesterday! Laugh | :laugh:

Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

MT_7-Mar-16 21:52

7-Mar-16 21:52

That's again a perspective D'Oh! | :doh:

Thanks,
Milind

RUs1237-Mar-16 21:29

RUs123

7-Mar-16 21:29

I was reading jokes in the soapbox, was laughing too much to write anything Big Grin | :-D

HobbyProggy7-Mar-16 22:04

HobbyProggy

7-Mar-16 22:04

Because they are all drinking on me today!

Rules for the FOSW ![^]

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Daniel Pfeffer7-Mar-16 22:23

Daniel Pfeffer

7-Mar-16 22:23

Someone else must have swiped my Beer | [beer]

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.

--Winston Churchill

Nagy Vilmos7-Mar-16 22:20

Nagy Vilmos

7-Mar-16 22:20

It's not quiet, it's drunk.
Again.

veni bibi saltavi

MT_7-Mar-16 22:39

7-Mar-16 22:39

So early in the day ! That too in office hours on week-day OMG | :OMG:

But then, We are talking about Nagy The Vilmos !! Carry on < drinking> Laugh | :laugh:

Thanks,
Milind

pkfox7-Mar-16 23:53

Announcing SQL Server on Linux

7-Mar-16 23:53

Anyone in south east England on VirginMedia will have been offline until a few minutes ago

We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP

Nish Nishant7-Mar-16 10:30

Nish Nishant

7-Mar-16 10:30

Announcing SQL Server on Linux - The Official Microsoft Blog[^]

This will be quite interesting!

Regards,
Nish

Website: www.voidnish.com
Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

BillWoodruff7-Mar-16 13:55

BillWoodruff

7-Mar-16 13:55

Hi Nish-ji,

Interesting indeed: "We are bringing the core relational database capabilities to preview today, and are targeting availability in mid-2017."

Would it be a mistake, do you think, to regard this announcement as aimed at "mind-share" gathering, or preemption of some other whatever(s) ? Is the next step for Microsoft to acquire Uber just to obtain the IP rights to the name, while throwing drivers and riders under the same bus that the Nokia employees went under ?

And, the pricing model ? Would such glory descend from the heights of: [^] to a level that a mere mortal like moi could afford a stale crust of it ?

«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard

Nish Nishant7-Mar-16 15:02

Nish Nishant

7-Mar-16 15:02

I don't really know what to expect, but this aligns well with their recent approaches (example : .NET core runs on Linux and Mac).

Regards,
Nish

Website: www.voidnish.com
Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

Albert Holguin7-Mar-16 18:12

Albert Holguin

7-Mar-16 18:12

Well it was silly of them to try to ignore the huge Linux server market share.

pkfox7-Mar-16 21:16

7-Mar-16 21:16

Will the licensing remain the same I wonder ?

We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter7-Mar-16 21:30

7-Mar-16 21:30

I believe the main reason for this venture is to sell more licenses, and the SQL licensing per CPU is the very same as MySQL sockets...so people should be familiar with...

Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

pkfox7-Mar-16 21:55

7-Mar-16 21:55

Do you know if the express versions will be available ?

We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter7-Mar-16 22:00

7-Mar-16 22:00

It is hard to say...Basically the code base for all SQL editions is the same, so I can't see reason why not, but all the talking for now is only about enterprise usage...so my guess is not...

Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

pkfox7-Mar-16 22:07

7-Mar-16 22:07

Ok thanks - Postgres is my choice on Linux anyway

We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP