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That was gonna be my next one.
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Illuminachos... mmmhhhh....
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Whatever, they will soon be totally wiped out by the Elliminaty!
Life is too shor
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There is also a secret society of good dressers called the Illuminatty.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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They are looked down upon by their upper class relations - the Illuminhaughty
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I want to join!
veni bibi saltavi
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Then there's the not-so-secret CP society called the Illuminerdy (~12.1 million members).
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I hear they are actively immanentizing the eschaton which, they believe, will precipitate their final cosmic battle with the Soaparifics, after which, only the one true light bulb will remain lit.
«In art as in science there is no delight without the detail ... Let me repeat that unless these are thoroughly understood and remembered, all “general ideas” (so easily acquired, so profitably resold) must necessarily remain but worn passports allowing their bearers short cuts from one area of ignorance to another.» Vladimir Nabokov, commentary on translation of “Eugene Onegin.”
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I attended a Soaparific meeting once. I ended up falling asleep. I awoke clean, however, strange as it was.
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Do the members get in through Illumination?
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Have you made alternative plans for Dec 31st? I was planning to fall back on a combination of Google docs and Open office for that one day.
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They'll issue a service pack before then, I'm sure.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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What happens on Dec 31st? 
Marc
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Dec 30th is the 365th day this year. 
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 Where's the "that went over my head" icon?
Marc
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So ????
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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I do all my year end Word, Excel and PowerPoint stuff on Dec 31st - kinda tradition in my family.
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Oh man! You're so screwed this year! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Phoooooosh! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Phoooooosh!
What can I say? It's a Monday morning. 
Marc
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Here's your sign[^]
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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Nagy gets drunk. No change there then.
This space for rent
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Be vewy afwaid Yoda, be vewy afwaid...
veni bibi saltavi
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If it doesn't fail, can we sue them for false advertising?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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